Warriors: Bushtail's Very Interesting Adventures

Chapter 1

Bushkit's vision cleared up. All was calm, when suddenly he was a strange orange object flying towards him at rapid speeds. As it got closer, Bushkit grew more and more frightened. The object was far larger than he expected.
With an OOF, the Orange thingy hit his chest. It hurt. The thing was a long triangle with some green stuff on top. Bushkit had many questions, but most importantly, what does it taste like?
To answer this question, he calmly licked it. It was tasteless. Then his father came over to take a sniff. He observed that it was scentless. And finally, his mom listened ever so closely to it. She was practically shoving her ear on to it. After a long silence, she could concur that it made no sound.
Bushkit's dad could infer the identity of the object by it's boring properties. "Hmm... I beleev I have seen dis befo... I fink it'z a carotd. " Said he.
Bushkit's father had to warn the leader of Lakeclan. He will know what to do. "I shall go warm da leader!" He says, zooming away. After a few minutes, he found the leader, sleeping.
He was about to poke him, but suddenly the leader whipped his head back 180 degrees, eyes wide.
"What brings you here, Tongueout?" Asked the leader.
"Sandstar! It'z urbent!"
"What?!"
" I vound dis." He layed the object on the ground.
Sandstar poked at it. "What is this?"
" I beweev it'z a caroth."
"We must despose of it immediately!" Ordered Sandstar, glancing at another cat who was also there for some reason.
Apparently, this cat had been loyal to Sandstar for years, before he was even leader. No one knew who this old tom was, but he also seemed strange and mysterious, a cat of few words in fact.
The elderly cat arrived at the banks of the lake. He then proceeded to shout "DIE CARROT!!" , tossing it into the water violently. A very large fish, even larger than he, and perhaps older than he, jumped out of the water and swallowed the carrot whole.
The cat had sudden urge of concern. He knew something terrible was going to happen soon. But he didn't know what.