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(Oof sketch u are now gay help me) Sketch-Why the hell am I here is this the next chapter
J-Well yes and no
Sk-who the hell said that?
J-just the author
Sk-ok Y am I here?
J-Welp that's for me 2 show u and u 2 find out *Plays music*
Sk-Wtf ok?
J-haha bye
Sk-NO WAIT fuck
Sk-welp I guess I sing
Sk-Chilling with my homies(the pals)
At The Home Depot. Buying screws and nails manly shit ya know? And my homie (Denis) says to me kinda drill u want? So I said I wanted one right in the ass. (The pals) What?
I'm not gay I'm not gay it was a joke guys come on I'm not gay. I vag more than a porn star scandal. But can get the drill with the bright pink handle? Playing tackle football with my homies in the park. Had to rap it cause it was getting dark. The other team was looking straight scary as shit (Ooooo(Corl). But my  Quarterback he ain't having none of it (Denis). He looked at me and told me no matter where I was my number one priority was to protect the sack

Sk-(okay)So 4th he yells over and yells HIKE. So I went and grabbed his balls. Huh? I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm just doing my job step up I'm not gay. It's not I was purposely trying to feel it. I just care about the safety of ur future children. (God father). I'm not gay I'm not gay quit telling me that I'm not gay. Next time I'll just let it balls get mangled son. I just remembered u were so well hung. Chilling with my homies west Hollywood it wasn't my idea because I'm not gay. Dude(Alex) walks by me with me with his shirt off and I was like "damn bitch u fine". Fuck...I'm not gay guys that ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality. And I could admit when I see a guy(imagine Alex) with a handsome face and pretty eyes and rock hard chest and rippling abs and the tightest ass and sculpted calves and bulging quads and the perfect bod. And Omg take ur pants off..uh fuck it. IM SO GAY I'M FUCKING GAY IM THAT DUDE WEARING NAIL POLISH YELLING HEYY I'M THAT DUDE AT THE PARTY WHO WILL GRAB (ALEXS) YOUR BUTT AND WHEN U TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME ILL BE LIKE WHAT?😏😉. I'm gay I'm gay I'm hella gay I watch Zack Effron movies every Saturday. And normal expression doesn't suit me either that's why my degree is in MUSICAL THEATER. I'm so gay man

Sk-holy fuck what did I just do
J-HA

Sk-hey Alex
A-Yo-
Sk-kisses
A-blushes a lot
Sk-I love u

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