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Chapter 2

Heather Chandlers POV:
Dear diary it's been three weeks since I've become friends with the goddesses well friends isn't the word I would use. It's more like we're business partners and ours jobs are being popular and shit like that. Heather walks up to me "hey Heather" "hey" "you really do look beautiful these days" "aw thank you but it's still the same me underneath" "are you sure?" "oh look I'm really sorry that I flaked on movie night last week I just had a lot going on" "I get that" Heather looks at the goddesses who are behind me "you're with the goddesses now that's exciting" I smile and nod "well whatever but we'll hang soon I promise!" Jd walks over to me "Heather! Veronica says hall ass to the table right away" "how very" I walk over to the table with Jd and look at Veronica "Heather! I need a forgery in Ram Sweeney's hand writing! you need something to write on Jessica bend over!" Jd bends over I take out a small note book and start to use Jd's back as a table. Veronica thinks "Hello beautiful I've been watching you and thinking about us back in the old days. I hope you can come to my homecoming party this weekend! Miss you - Ram" Veronica smirks "put an XO after the signature!" I finish writing and Jd walks over next to Martha I look at Veronica "what's this for anyway?" I hand Veronica the note "I just found out that Heather Mc-dumptruck used to hang out with Ram" I nod "yeah in kindergarten we all did" Jd crosses her arms "we all didn't kiss on the kickball field!" Martha smirks "that's right I remember! Ram kissed Heather Mc-dumptruck! It was disgusting!" Veronica looks at Ram and Kurt who was near by "perfect" Kurt smirks at Ram "it'd be so righteous to be in the middle of a Veronica Sawyer and Heather Chandler sandwich!" Ram nods "hell yeah! punch it in!" the two boys do their thing making Veronica roll her eyes "Ram!" Ram and Kurt walk over to us Veronica gets close to Ram "be a sweet and give this note to Heather Mc-dumptruck for me" Ram takes the note I glare at Veronica "what? No!" Ram looks at the folded note then at Veronica "since when do you talk to that lard ass?" Ram goes to unfold it but Veronica stops him "oh don't read it! She's having an extra heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno" Kurt gags "ew gross!" I take the note Veronica glares at me "what are you doing?" I look at her "please don't do this! I mean not to Heather!" Jd glares at me "what? It'll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks!" Veronica glares at Jd "shut up Jessica" "sorry Veronica" I look at Veronica "Heather has had a thing for Ram for like twelve years now ok? This would kill her!" Veronica glares at me "are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?" Veronica grabs me by my shirt and pulls me close "I'd normally slap your face off" Veronica pushes me to the ground "and everyone here could watch but I'm feeling nice here's some advice listen up biotch!" the goddesses get in a line and smirk at me Jd and Martha sing "I like!" Veronica sings "lookin' hot buying stuff they can not" Jd and Martha sing "I like!" Veronica sings "drinkin' hard maxin' dad's credit card" Jd and Martha sing out "I like!" Veronica sings out "skippin' gym scaring her screwing him" Jd and Martha sing out "I like!" Veronica sings out "killer clothes" all three of them sing now "kickin' nerds in the nose!" Veronica sings "if you lack the balls you can go play dolls let your mommy fix you a snack!" Martha and Jd sing "woah!" Veronica sings "or you could come smoke pound some rum and coke in my porsha with the quarterback!" all three of them sing now "woah woah woah! Honey whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store! Time for you to prove your not a loser anymore! Then step into my candy store!" Veronica and Martha sing "guys fall!"they push me to the floor then Jd sings "at your feet pay the check" Martha sings "help you cheat" all three of them sing "all you!" Jd sings "have to do" Veronica sings "say goodbye to shamoo" Veronica points to Heather all three of them sing "that freak's!" Martha bends down to my height "not your friend I can tell in the end" Martha stands up straight and the thee of them sing "if she!" Martha sings "had your shot" all three of them sing "she would leave you to rot!" Veronica takes the note and Martha sings "'course if you don't care fine! Go braid her hair maybe sesame street is on!" all three of them sing "woah!" Martha walks closer to me and sings "or forget the creep" Jd points to herself and sings "and get in my jeep" Veronica smirks then sings "let's go tear up someone's lawn!" Veronica puts the note on Heather's lunch tray then all three of them sing "woah woah woah! Honey whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store! You just gotta prove your not a pussy anymore! Then step into my candy store!" Veronica holds her hand out for me to take I almost take it but then I get my self up. Veronica sings "you can join the team" Martha and Jd sing "or you can bitch and moan" Veronica sings "you can live the dream" Martha and Jd sing "or you can die alone" Veronica sings "you can fly with eagles" all three of them sing "or if you prefer" Veronica sing "keep on testing me" all three of them sing and point to Heather "and end up like her!" Heather grabs my arm and I turn to her "Heather look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!" I look at Veronica then at Heather and weakly smile "color me stoked" Heather tears up slightly "I'm so happy!" Martha runs off all three of them sing "woah!" Jd goes into a solo "Honey whatchu waiting fo-" Veronica punches Jd "shut up Jessica!" Veronica sings "step into my candy store!" Martha and Jd sing well Veronica does "time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore! Then step into my candy store!" They start to crowd around me well singing "it's my candy store it my candy it's my candy store it's my candy it's my candy store!" they pose when they stop singing.