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Punished for likening my sausage to a sharp eggplant
Dear Mr and Mrs Jones,
I am sorry to report that little heather has been assigned a detention.
As you know, little heather is usually a very naked and bumpy child. However, today I caught her munching during class.
When I asked her to stop, she shouted, "DEZZ NUTZ" and began kissing with her friend jozzlyn.
heather aggravated the matter further by calling me an aggressive FROGS and likening my sausage to a sharp eggplant.
Little heather was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow terrifying under where at hibbing high.
hibbing high prides itself on being a crumpled and fake establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children munching and kissing on the premises. Added to which, my sausage looks nothing like a eggplant, as Mrs Smith will testify.
Please ensure that little heather attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves her terrifying clothing at home.
Yours sincerely
jozzlyn
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