why haven't i met you | jeonglix

🌸 five

gayboy:

listen gay boy.

mosquitoboy:

what do you WANT

gayboy:

okay chill the fuck out mr period

mosquitoboy:

i-

mosquitoboy:

whatever just continue

gayboy: 

someone fancys you and you're gonna find out real soon.

gayboy:

and you better get your hopes up because this person who fancys is one from the one and only male gender!!

mosquitoboy:

oh god

gayboy:

CHEER UP BABY CHEER UP BABY

mosquitoboy:

stop trying to seduce me with twice

mosquitoboy:

i dont know how many times i have to tell you im straight

mosquitoboy:

im gonna have to break the gay boy's heart

gayboy:

no STOP

gayboy:

hes a literal child you cant do that

mosquitoboy:

why does a child like me then.

mosquitoboy:

let the kid live so he can do his multiplication homework.

gayboy:

felix why the fuck do you have to be so difficult

mosquitoboy:

why are you trying to get me to be gay

mosquitoboy logged off.

gayboy:

ouch.