God looked down upon his children, disappointed with the work he has done thus far.
"Bruh," He said, "What are they doing?"
"It seems they have strained too far off in the path to enlightenment. Instead of singing songs of taste they are hypnotized by 'Axel F' and 'Photograph' for musical enjoyment." said an angel, answering the question.
"I just don't understand that insane little toad," God replied. "This needs to change!"
As the words left his mouth, the clouds parted and revealed a beautiful 18-year-old male pulling off long black bangs with ease. His name was Brendon Boyd Urie, and he would be the one to rescue the world from this disgrace. He is our musical savior. But let's go back to where it all started...
On the 12th of April, 1987, in St. George, Utah, Brendon Urie was born. At two years old he moved to Las Vegas, Nevada with his family. He was born into a family of Mormons but around seventeen years of age, this beautiful man separated from those beliefs to find his own way. In high school, Brendon met a man named Brent Wilson. He asked him to try out as lead guitarist for his band, Panic! at the Disco (Originally called Pet Salamander), because they were looking for a replacement at the time. The lead singer of the band was named Ryan Ross, but when he wasn't able to make it to a band rehearsal, Brendon filled in and the rest of the band was very impressed with his amazing vocal abilities. Then, he was chosen as their lead singer. Only time would tell how it would turn out for the up-and-coming band Panic! at the Disco. But as for Brendon Urie, time would bring many struggles but they would eventually lead to success.
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The Book Of Disco (Urieism)
FanfictionA Panic! at the Disco Bible, for all of your musical needs. Made by a few kids in junior high, this holy script fills you in on all your Panic! at the Disco information.
