Ask the legend of Zelda (botw) -also Group Chat-

our sweet ego bird~

Fire: yo, guys! I'm back with some few questions for our champions! *dances

Revali: you're an annoyance...

Zelda: woho! More questions!!! *happy

Daruk: can't wait to answer more of them! What about you little guy?

Link: ................ *noods* .........

Urbosa: guess that's a yes.

Revali: tch, fine....

Mipha has joined the group chat

Mipha: sorry abou earlier...but...uh...I really had something to do....

Revali: yeah, sure.

Urbosa: don't worry. *smirks

Zelda: not to be rude, but could we move on to the questions, please?

Fire: ok, to start off: what is your favourite dessert and why? Thanks for this delicious question! *trying to make a joke

Revali: ....you're not funny....

Mipha: i have to agree with him....sorry...

Link: ....apple pie....

Daruk: somehow I have the feeling you only eat apples...

Zelda: that's because he really only eats apples...

Link: .....

Fire: and the reahson would be???

Link: ......my mother used to make apple pies..........

Urbosa: and I bet they were amazing. *sad smiling

Zelda: my apologies, Link....

Mipha: if you'd like, we could bace some the next time you visit...

Link: ...thank you....

Revali: tze....could we please just continue....

Daruk: Revali, have a little bit more heart for this guy....

Revali: .....

Fire: uwu. Does our bird has feeling for Link~

Revali: Shut up fireball!!!

Fire: it's Firemoon!

Mipha: oh, please. Don't fight!

Urbosa: listend to our fish princess.

Zelda: it would be better if we just move on...

Daruk: great idea princess! So my favourite dessert is rock!

Revali: was to expected...

Link: .....

Daruk: why? Well that's a good question, little guy....probably because they taste amazing!!!

Zelda: *giggles* that's our Daruk.

Urbosa: guess it's my turn. Well, since it is so hot in the desert I always loved Ice cream. Since I was a child I enjoyed it, when we visited other places in hyrule.

Mipha: that makes sence. You never realy got the chance to in your Hometown...

Daruk: yeah, because it wouldn't even arrive at gerudo town. Same at my place, it's just too hot!

Revali: guess I'm lucky then. In our region the themperture is just perfect~!

Zelda: so that explains, why you always want our meetings to take place in rito village...

Urbosa: that's right.

Link: ......

Revali: and every time there is someone who smashes all the pots!

Link: .....

Revali: stop acting all innocent.

Mipha: I'm still working on it...but he just won't listen...

Zelda: that's our Link. Well, I always loved cake. They're so sweet and soft. I enjoy it verry much.

Daruk: do you like every cake...or just some of them?

Zelda: actually all of them, but sure I have my favourites...like butter cream cake!

Revali: is there also a reason why?

Zelda: well, same as Daruk. It just taste delicious for me.

Mipha: I know how you feel princess. My favourite desert is...uh...w-well... chocolate...

Revali: hold on. You Zoras actually can eat that stuff and also taste it?!

Mipha: ...w...well....yes....

Link: .........

Zelda: I never knew that, but I agree. Chocolate really is delicious.

Urbosa: then the only one left is out bird here...

Revali: this bird has a name, wonder womman!

Link: ....

Daruk: so, what do you like as a dessert, Revali?

Revali: simple. Fruits.

Link: ....so...also apples?

Zelda: only fruits...wow that is amazing.

Urbosa: so you never enjoy the sweet taste of suggar?

Revali: no, too much suggar only stands in your way and fruits are so much more healthy!

Link: .....typical.....bird....

Revali: stop call me bird you emotionless stone!

Mipha: no fighting, please....

Zelda: well, I guess that's it for now. If we keep going Revali might end up killing Link...

Mipha: I hope not!

Urbosa: you meant that Link is going to kill Revali.

Revali: I heard THAT!!!!