Pokemon truth or dare ||𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎! (ू•ᴗ•ू❁) )

welcome to Hel- I mean uhh.

Me:Hello player's!
Everyone: where are we?
Me:Well your in my house and ya'll going to be playing truth or dare.....
Misty:oh he'll no! Where is my hammer!?!
Me:in my chest wich is locked.
Misty: (/'o'\)
Me:any ways am playing here with:
Ash
Srerna
Gary
Misty
Iris
Cilan
Clemont
Korrina
Bonnie
Max
Dawn
Paul
May
Drew
And of course your host Lana or just call me Llama their way.

Me: ok am going to put you in your room with your ship/ partner, ok
Paul:wa-
Me:*ignores paul*Ok,ok!
Paul:wai-
Me:can shut up Paul! Ok,thank you! Now *pulls out a sheet of paper* ok so here is your room partner.

After all of that moving. P.s I am sometimes lazy. So ye.

Me: ok all of ya'll get your body in the living room!
Everyone but me:what is it now?
Me: ok we have no dares-
May:and truths!
Me:yes,yes.....
Me:so I am going to make my own personal dare *looks at wishful and amor with a bad look*
Iris:Nope am out!!
Me:*brings her back with author power's*
Iris:dang it!
Me:hey its not that bad the boys only have to kiss their roommate that's it!!
All the boys but ash:what!!!!
Ash:is that a new pokemon?
Evenyone but ash:*anima falls*

Funfact:I suck at spelling.

Me:No ash it's not a pokemon.
Srerna:you will see ash...
Me:💡look paul and dawn will show you
Dawn:0\\\\0 what?!?!
Paul:I never agreed to this.
Paul & Dawn:Lama!!!*cases me*
Me:*use author power's to make them kiss*
Paul & Dawn:*kissing*
Me:that's kissing ash.
Ash: ohhhhh I get it! So I have to do this *grabs Srerna and kisses her*
Me:ye-
Gary:hey look ashy boy is all grown up know!
Me:yes and thank you for interupting GARY you b#!$#.
Gary: ok dam chill
Srerna:😍
Everyone but Srerna:is she ok?
Iris:wait lana what if we don't wanna do the dare?
Me:*evil stars iris*I will have to force you or *wispers*
Iris:😨 ok ok! Do I - *gets kissed by Cilan*
Me:oh my f#!$* god my two OTP ships just kissed!!!!!
Bonnie and Max:do we have to
Kiss?
Clemont and may:HELL NO! You guys are to small!
Me:I have to agree with them. You have a free pass of not playing truth or dare.
Misty:what! That's not fair!
ME:SHUT UP MISTY!
Iris:yeah, your such a little kid!
Misty:make me!
Me:fine! Gary! Misty wants to go an a date with you!
Gary: ooooo misty after the date can we go to the room and-
Me:shut up Gary! It was not real!
Gary:(/T^T\)
Me:yet*makes all the ships kiss/even amor and wishful*but not Forthweel* am sorry
Misty:Llama!!!!!*mad*
Cilan:run lana she's a mad as a potatoe!
Iris:you to Cilan!
me: ok well bye guys! Sh!# am sorry misty!
Misty:Nope am not!
Cilan:am sorry!
Iris,Dawn,may and Srerna:take care guys bye! Btw leave dares and truths too!

Edit
I just read it.... I don't like it
The grammar is horrible. I know I was proud of it but it's horrible
It's cringey and am still proud of it XD