One Time Early chrISTLER STORY

CHRISTLER

RUDOLPH WAS A NAZI, HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN A MURDER IF THEY KNEW. ANYWAY, ONTO THE STORY.

SNOW FELL FROM HIS WINDOW, THE COLD WOULDN'T INFECT HIS NAZI EYES TODAY.

The fire would soon burn his carpet if he didn't water it like a plant. Setting off to the fireplace, he lightly yeeted a reproductive pot full of water to the heated log. He watched the light softly die before him, how wonderful this feeling was to him. THE CALLING OF HIS FRIEND, FLESHY THE FLESH HUMAN DISGRUNTLED HIM OUT OF HIS STUPOR.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, FLESHY"

"I WAS JUST GONNA ASK IF Y'ALL WANTED MY EXTRA VODKA"

"FUCK"

"IMA TAKE THAT AS A YES"

Fleshy soon came barging into rudolph's house. He also came with his previously mentioned vodka, the two had a pretty clear drinking problem. Soon after getting plastered, their even worse drunk friend came-a-calling. Roxy.

"EEEHHH HONiE CAN I COME OFFER? :d"

"I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK YOU SAID THAT EMOTICON ON THE PHONE BUT YEAH SURE GET OVER HERE BEFORE THE POLICE COME OUT"

SOON ROXY CAME TO JOIN THE PARTY, BRINGING EVEN MOAR VODKA.

They all became pretty drunk and went out to steal a mcdonalds 'm'.

"COMOOOON LETS GET THE M!!!! :3"

"IM WORKING OFF MY ASS FOR THIS ROXY"

"YEAH WAIT A MINUTE WE NEED STRONGTH"

WITH THEIR COMBINED STRONGTH, THEY RIPPED THE SIGN OFF IT'S POLE. ROXY GOT TO KEEP THE LARGE YELLOW 'M' OUT OF PITY FROM THE TWO OTHER FRIENDS. SHE WAS VERY HAPPY. SO HAPPY, IN FACT, THAT SHE PASSED OUT IN RUDOLPH'S' HOUSE THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTLER. THEY ALL STAYED THERE AND CELEBRATED THEIR PHD (PRETTY HUGE DRINKING) PROBLEM together.