Marry, F*ck, Kill

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I opened the door and saw Connor in his hoodie and jeans.

I swore to myself I'd never ever tell anyone, especially Troye, that.... I like Connor.

I mean, like like.

I know I just sounded like a five year old, but whatever.

Connor smiled his smile that... ugh.. it just made me melt.

"Hey. You and Troye are here?" he asked, smiling.

I nodded. "Yeah. We have pizza. It's cold but... it's pizza."

He laughed. "Yeah. Can I come in?"

I nodded again and blushed, stepping aside. "sorry." I said softly.

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Connor and Tyler had had decided on doing a f*ck, marry, kill video. They turned on the camera and Connor grinned.

"Hey what's up you guys it's Connor." he said, smiling.

"And Tyler." Tyler added, grinning.

Connor nodded. "So today we are playing marry, f*ck, kill. So the rules are, you write whoever you want, any living thing, and put it in this glass and then we pick and say what we'd do to them." He said, holding his marker.

It took Tyler and Connor several minutes but they finally wrote all their names.

Connor put the names in a cup and shook them around. "Tyler you pick first." He said, holding out the cup.

Tyler picked three and unfolded them.

"Troye Sivan."

"Tyler Oakley."

"And Lady Gaga."

Tyler read the names and laughed.

"This is a good trio. This is difficult." Connor said, laughing.

"Okay well I'd f*ck myself, but I f*ck Gaga too because I feel like she'd be crazy. And then I'd marry Troye." Tyler looked up, laughing.

"Actually Troye and Lilie are here right now so were having like a big party. Come sit with us." Tyler said.

Troye and I got up, me sitting beside Connor, Troye sitting next Tyler.

Connor smiled at the camera. "I'd probably f*ck myself, Kill Gaga, and marry Troye."

"Awe everyone wants to marry me." Troye said, grinning.

Connor picked he next three.

"A mirror."

"Ricky Dillon."

"And Emma Watson."

Tyler grinned. "I'd kill the mirror... Marry Ricky and f*ck Emma."

"See.. These are the hard ones. I'd.... You know what f*ck them all next round!" Connor yelled.

I tried not to laugh and made a snorting noise. Everyone laughed and I yelled "It was not a fart! It was a snort of laughter."

Troye and Tyler shook their heads. "anyways. Let's do one last round."

Tyler picked and read.

"Ryan Hega."

"A tarantula."

"And..." Tyler paused to laugh and my heart sank "Lilie Sivan."

I glared at Tyler and he just laughed and laughed.

Connor smiled. "Tyler you first."

He nodded and paused, trying to catch his breath. Once he did, he continued.

"Okay.. I'd Kill the Tarantula-"

I cut Tyler off with a groan.

He laughed. "what?"

"Now I'm either going to have to f*ck or marry you."

Tyler laughed again and to my held relief said "F*ck Ryan Hega and Marry Lilie Sivan."

Connor smiled. "My turn. Okay so kill tarantula... Duh."

I tried not to smile. I could f*ck or marry Connor Franta.

"...Marry Ryan Hega and f*ck Lilie Sivan." he said and blushed, biting his lip.

Troye gave him a look. "Just letting you know this is not happening."

Tyler turned to the camera. "Okay so give this video a big thumbs up and subscribe to meeee and Connor because he's f*cking frantastic."

Connor grinned and waved.

"Bye!"

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