AN: Enjoy lol. Dedicated to a kinda new friend. Hope you like Haylee!~
Chap One: Feeling bitchy
It was a rather boring day..At least I had my plushies and badass backpack!~
I adjusted my monk staff that I had bought for over a hundred bucks, it was just like Shima Renzou's!~ Then, headed toward where I knew one of my friends would be hiding.
I was skipping, something people from my school would never believe could happen, and was enjoying it emminsly.
Some of my rose colored hair fell in my eyes and I realized one of my clips had come loose. I huffed and had stopped to fix it when someone hit me from behind and I fell forward.
"GEHENNA?"
I heard a grunt of pain as my falling stopped and realized...I had fallen ontop of the friend I had been looking for.
"LEE!"
I got up only to glomp her.
"I found juu!~" I squealed happily, rubbing my cheek against hers.
"Wait.." I paused and looked at our new heights with confusion, as I had pulled the both of us up for the glomp.
"Do you feel closer to the ground?" I asked, patting myself down.
I paused at my chest.
"UHUISDBI!" I cried out in nonsense speak.
She raised an eyebrow.
"Unlike Lisa." she deadpanned. "I no speak nonsense."
I grinned nervously at her.
"You know how I dress up as characters from anime's right, cosplay?"
She raised an eyebrow. "Yeah...?"
"And how when I dress up as a guy I wrapp myself up to be flatchested."
She nodded.
"My wraps are gone."
She looked at my still flat chest.
"Well thats not good."
"OF COURSE NOT!"
Before I could begin a rant, she spoke.
"Hey. You like a lot like a guy now. More boyish."
I glared.
"My hair is styles like Kinzou from AnE's anime and the color of his brother Renzou." I deadpanned.
"So?"
"Is it still rose and in its clips?"
"Yeah..."
"Good!~"
I adjusted my staff and was about to walk away when she spoke again.
"How are you able to forget about your boobs disappng so fast"
I gave her an amused look.
"I am bad ass like that."
Cue sweatdrop.
I stared. "No flucking way!"
"What?'
"You sweatdropped!~" I squealed, glomping her once more and practically sufficating her in my newly obtained flat chest.
She pushed before suddenly popping back and gasping for breath in an exaggerated manner.
"What's a sweatdrop?" she asked once she had finally gained air back.
I paused.
"Ohh yeah..you know practically nothing about anime."
Another sweatdrop.
THAT IS SO AWESOME!
I want one...
I'd name it Fred!~
Anyway...
"I'm trying you know?"
"Yep. I need to bring you to one of Lisa, Cheyanne, and I's AnE marathons!~"
"How are we going to see them again?"
"What do you mean?" I asked in confusion.
"I know your smarter than that. I sweat-whatevered, that must mean something impor-"
"OMG! WE'RE IN AN ANIME!"
"Yeah..." She sighed.
"But which one?" I wondered.
"Your being rather bitchy today." I blinked and turned to her.
"Huh?"
"Your practically ignoring everything I have to say!" she snapped.
I blushed with embarrassment.
"I'm sorry."
I pulled out my earphones, which I had had in the whole time, and watched her gain an anime vein.
"It's the music." I explained innocently.
She looked like she was going to scream when I put an earphone in her ear and she turned calm.
"That explains everything." she deadpanned.
I beamed.
If you seek Amy by Britney Spears blared through my earphones.
