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Main TimelineMemories:
1. I was sitting in SCP-408's aviary, reading "Pet Sematary" by Stephen King. I could feel some instances of SCP-408 crawling along my arms and shoulders, a particularly large one had seated itself on the top of my head. The book may have been in my hand but it was the item of least focus for me. The person who held that honor was a brown haired boy who had fallen asleep on my lap, my son, Draven. I smiled as an instance of SCP-408 landed on his nose, waking him up.
2. The F*ck closet. I was the only one unaware that the closet I used to store my swords was being used as a sex closet. I would get looks from other staff asking "Is that for you and Clef later?" with a smug look on their faces. I was only informed of the fact that this closet was used as a sexcapade spot after Clef had found Iceberg and Bright asleep in the closet holding each other at 1 a.m. I was sitting at my desk and I was getting ready to go to bed at that point. When Clef busts into the room saying something about Bright and Iceberg in the closet, I just sort of stare at him, my sleep deprived mind took a few minutes to understand what exactly what was happening but when it did I sort of raised my eyebrow and said, "This effects me how?"
3. Holy shit the Foundation Halloween Party. Okay, so I was not involved in its planning until it required a budget. Dr. Bright and Dr. Light were the two involved in the planning at first but they needed some help. They got Rights, Clef and I think Strelnikov to join in and help plan it. I remember attending twice and they toned it down until Iceberg and Bright left to do something and then they went ballistic with fake blood and (bad) scary movies. But honestly, we've seen worse than what's in scary movies so I don't really know why they played them. I guess it was "Halloween tradition" or something. In those two times I attended, I spiked the punch (in all honesty that punch was waay too sweet) and watched both Clef and Iceberg run off with two of the four candy bowls that were available.
4. Clef and I were together, we just never said "I love you." we kept it on the down low and even went so far as to insult each other in front of our friends. I think one of our colleagues, Dr. Gears, figured it out. One of our favorite things to do was sneak into each other's offices and mess around. I bought a dart board and always had my booze stash full. When he came over, I would lock my door and take out the booze and dart board. I almost always had booze out in the first place so the entire idea of "taking some out" was almost foreign to me. We were really soft with each other in private but in public we acted like frienemies. At some point Bright figured it out and Clef and I made him promise that he wouldn't tell the rest of the staff.
5. I was an alcoholic, I didn't hide it and it didn't really effect my work abilities so no one said anything about it. Clef helped me stop drinking as much as I did but I still did drink. We both were pretty heavy smokers too.
6. I rode 682 and I don't and never will regret that. That was one of the most fun things I had ever done. Also, to any SCP-083 I have no regrets, throwing cat piss on you was one of the funniest things I remember doing.
Canonmates Found:
Dr. Bright
Dr. Iceberg
Draven KondrakiSearching for:
Dr. Alto Clef
David Bright
Dr. Gears
Dr. Kain
Agent Strelnikov
SCP-408
SCP-682
SCP-999
SCP-083
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Kins and memories
RandomThis is basically a list of my kins and memories. I will update the chapter with new memories so be sure to drop by every once in a while if you think we might be cannonmates to look and see if memories continue to match.