Chats of Justice

Testing, Testing

Superman has created a group chat called DIGITAL MEETING

Batman has logged on

Flash has logged on

Flash: Wow! A Justice League meeting in a digital chatroom! Pinch me, I must be dreaming!

Batman: ...I'd better not regret agreeing to try this out, Clark.

Superman: Oh, c'mon, Bruce. How bad could it be?

Wonder Woman has logged on

Martian Manhunter has logged on

Wonder Woman: So we're really doing this?

Martian Manhunter: It appears so.

Flash: This'll be great! ...But wait, what if some villain hacks into our conversation?

Batman: I've triple encrypted the chatroom. No one can get in unless they're logged on from inside the Watchtower.

Flash: Or if they're a really good hacker...

Green Lantern has logged on

Hawkgirl has logged on

Batman: You're late.

Green Lantern: What? You said the meeting started at two, and it's two right now!

Batman: If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late.

Green Lantern: There's just no pleasing this guy.

Flash: Wait, what happens if you're late?

Hawkgirl: You're dead. Can we get on with this? I have things to do.

Superman: Alright, we're all here, so let's begin.

Batman: First, we have to address the Luthor campaign situation.

Flash: I think I speak for everyone, especially Supey, when I say that madman should NOT get to be president.

Green Lantern: You said it.

Superman: I've been trying to find out what I can about it, and so far nothing out of the ordinary has come up. But I just know he's planning something big.

Wonder Woman: He's probably just up to his old tricks.

Flash: Want me to zoom through his Lexcorp buildings and see if he has any mind control device or something?

Superman: No, he's probably expecting us to do that. And Flash, don't call me Supey.

~ One surprisingly productive meeting later... ~

Martian Manhunter: Is there anything else we must bring to attention?

Hawkgirl: Nope.

Wonder Woman: Not that I know of.

Green Lantern: I'm good, so can we leave now?

Flash: Wait a minute!

Superman: What is it, Flash?

Flash: Someone's been stealing my cookies!

Superman: ...

Hawkgirl: ...

Green Lantern: ...

Batman: That's not a major issue, Flash.

Flash: Yes it is!

Martian Manhunter: I don't think---

Flash: I put a note on the plate that specifically says: "These are FLASH'S cookies. DO NOT EAT WITHOUT CONSENT." Yet, every time I go back for more, I find less than I left when I last ate some!

Green Lantern: I think I saw those the last time I went into the kitchen. You really expect people to NOT take some?

Superman: What do you mean?

Green Lantern: Haven't you seen them? There's enough cookies on that plate to feed an army.

Flash: Well in case you haven't noticed, I'm a speedster! I have an EXTREMELY HIGH metabolism which means I HAVE to eat that much!

Wonder Woman: What if Kid Flash has been taking them? He eats just as much as you do.

Flash: I haven't brought Wally up to the Watchtower in a week!

Hawkgirl: You've probably been eating some so fast you don't even realize you ate them.

Superman: She's right. Remember hot dog night?

Flash: ...I guess that could be it, but...when it comes to cookies, I like to savor as best I can.

Batman: Look, Flash, you can solve this problem on your own. We all have more important things to be doing, now that we've discussed all the major issues.

Flash: Ugh, fine. But whoever's responsible, I will find you!

Flash has logged out

Superman: I guess it's meeting adjourned, then.

Hawkgirl has logged out

Superman has logged out

Martian Manhunter has logged out

Wonder Woman has logged out

Batman: ...It was you, wasn't it?

Green Lantern: What? No!

Batman: ...

Green Lantern: Okay, yes. I couldn't help myself.

Batman: I suggest you stop, John. Try asking next time.

Batman has logged out

Green Lantern: ...Curse you, World's Greatest Detective...

Green Lantern has logged out

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