Hawkgirl has created a chat named WHO DID IT?
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Hawkgirl: Okay, who the heck spilled their coffee on the sofa?
Wonder Woman: What?! I helped pay for that couch!
Green Lantern: Wasn't me! I don't even like coffee...
Superman: Yeah, I don't really drink it, either
Martian Manhunter: I would never be so careless
Batman: If you're all done defending yourselves, I think Flash has something to say
Flash: ...
Wonder Woman: Flash?
Flash: ...
Hawkgirl: It was you, wasn't it!
Flash: No it wasn't!
Green Lantern: You're lying, obviously
Flash: Wow thanks, GL
Wonder Woman: How could you?! You just HAD to do it on the really comfy sofa, didn't you?!
Hawkgirl: Of course he did! He's Flash! And he's also about to be dead meat!
Flash: Come on, guys! You're making a huge deal about nothing! Okay, so I got a little excited while watching tv and spilled my coffee, it's not the end of the world! Tell them, Marty
Martian Manhunter: ...We could always just use the stain remover...
Hawkgirl: Don't defend him!
Superman: Calm down, everyone
Green Lantern: Flash, why are you even drinking coffee anyway? I thought you had a hyperactive metabolism or something
Flash: That doesn't mean I'm not super drowsy in the morning!
Superman: You're hyper enough without coffee. You're even more energetic when you do drink it
Wonder Woman: "Energetic" is putting it lightly...
Hawkgirl: Tell that to the broken vases
Flash: Well, guess what, I haven't been getting enough sleep. Is that what you all wanted to hear?
Superman: What? Why not?
Green Lantern: Is everything all right?
Batman: His nephew Wally is keeping him up all hours of the night
Flash: I swear you have a camera planted in my house. I'm gonna find it one day
Batman: Uh huh
Green Lantern: Oh, is that all it is?
Hawkgirl: That still doesn't excuse you ruining our favorite couch!
Flash: Who says it's the favorite couch?!
Wonder Woman: I do
Green Lantern: I do
Superman: I do
Martian Manhunter: I am partial to it
Flash: Are you all kidding me?!
Flash: Bats, you have my back, right?
Flash: Right?!
Batman: I don't have time for this anymore. Either clean the stain or buy a new couch, Allen.
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Wonder Woman: There he goes again...
Flash: Aw come on! You've gotta be kidding me. Typical Bats...
Superman: You better do as he says. You know how he gets
Green Lantern: You don't have to remind us
Hawkgirl: Well, I'm satisfied now. Justice has been served
Green Lantern: Wanna grab some lunch?
Hawkgirl: Sure
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Superman: Anybody else have any pressing matters?
Flash: I do! Can you do me a favor?
Superman: I am not cleaning the couch for you
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Flash: Darn it!
Flash: ...Marty?
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Flash: Ugh! Fine
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Chats of Justice
FanfictionWhat would happen if the members of the Justice League had their very own digital chatroom? Virtual meetings... ...shenanigans ensue... ...and a few surprises along the way. Set in no definite DC show, but you'll see me pulling things from Justice L...
