Your name is Felicity and your a girl I think
You wake up and get ready then walk to the kitchen to see one direction at the table while your mom is smoking a ciggy she tells you her porn career isn't working out so she is selling you as a sex slave to one direction
You run to the bathroom and lock yourself in there
but harry turns into a roach and crawls under
You scream and he transforms back to himself
He grabs you and takes you to his vanYou and one direction arrive somewhere and they drag you in the house
They show you to your room with moldy cheese on the roof and sperm on the bed
They leave the room and you try to lick the sperm off the bed but you hear footsteps and you act like your asleep
Harry walks in the room and sits McDonald's down on your bed
He whips out his peenus and smacks you in the head with it saying "wake up, wake up"
You open your eyes and see the dickTo be continue