When you strip, you become the Servamp of Lust
When you become the Servamp of lust, you strip more.
When you strip more, you get used to it.
When you get used to it, you do it in front of your eves.
When you do it in front of your eves, you become brave.
When you become brave, you do it in front of your brothers.
When you do it in front of your brothers, their eves see.
When their eves see, your eve gets angry.
When your eve gets angry, he throws things at you.
When he throws things at you, he gets happy when you put your clothes on.
When he gets happy you put your clothes on, the world is at piece.
When the world is at peace, it turns to pieces.
When it turns to pieces, your eve loses trust in you.
When your eve loses trust in you, you get broken.
When you get broken, you don't strip.
When you don't strip, you get weak.
When you get weak, you go into a coma.
When you go into a coma, you get experimented on by a madman scientist with a straw in his mouth.
Don't get experimented on by a mad scientist with a straw in his mouth, keep your clothes on.
This commercial is brought to you by someone who is stripping while telling people not to strip. (AKA Snow Lily)
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Servamp Commercials (Based on a DIRECTV commercial)
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