You were getting cold toasty warm bread when all of a sudden Jackie chan burst through you window. "Hey anniversary bby" he says and hands you a thing of roses . You blush and take the roses and eat them, saving one to feed to ban, your pet immortal. Jackie chan kisses your cheek when all of a sudden you start bleeding intensely from your shoulders . Jackie-chan starts freaking out saiyan "I'm gonna be a daddy-chan."
You give birth to a healthy baby pig and name him Hawk. And then Shiro comes in and says "she was mine first you can't have her." And takes you in his arms and swings to the forest like Tarzan. He then sees hawk and freaks out saying "I didn't sign up for this." He then abandons you in the middle of the jungle. You then find a man with spiky black hair fighting a lion and continuously saying "that's my sons hat" to the lion. You then go over to him and say "whore you" "the man of your dreams" he says and starts making out with you. "But seriously my names goku" he says and continues making out with you.
You start screaming because you didn't give consent. Jackie-chan then jumps from the sky and punches goku into space. Goku screams "team rocket blasting off again. "
Jackie-chan kisses you and says "I think the babys full name should be Hawkie-chan." He then jumps into the sky and you are back at the boar hat.
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Jackie Chan x Reader x Shiro x Goku
RomanceHere you will meet the hunk of you life!!!!1!1! He will CHOP doors down to get to you, but wat happens when he finds a door he can't chop??!!?!
