The smell of pancakes lofts through the house. As i walk out of my room, i hear someone in the shower singing Jonas brothers. " that must be jess" i think to myself. i walk into the kitchen and see Hannah making pancakes and bacon. " good morning Richard" Hannah says. " morning" i reply. " do we have any monster and orange juice" i say looking through the fridge. "yea, it should be behind the lunchables. I cant believe you drink that, its so bad for you." Hannah comments. " And that second cup of coffee isn't?" i joke back. " touche" Hannah scowls.
" Good morning yess" i say as jess walks out of her room, towel still wrapped around her wet hair. " Morning" she replies. " has anyone seen Carly yet this morning?" she asks. " not yet, its still to early for her to come out of her cave." i reply. "she'll be out around 11" Hannah chimes in. " lazy ass" jess laughs. We finish eating and jess and I clean up after breakfast. " I'm gonna be late for class if I don't leave now, tell Carly I said good morning" Hannah says grabbing her keys. Jess and I sat down on the couch and looked at our phones while watching tv. Around 11:15am Carly stumbles out of her cave and makes her way to the kitchen. " good morning sunshine" I say. "Bite me" she replies. " there are some extra pancakes in the microwave" jess adds. I get up and make my way to the shower.
Some time later.
" hey I'm going over to my friends house to work on his car" I shout as I walk through the living room "text me if you need anything."
About half way to my friends house he texts me " hey, can you get an oil pan and some brake clean on your way?" I swing by autozone and grab what I need and make my way to the register. I notice that there's an extremely cute girl there and her name tag read "Brianna" As I'm checking out, her and I are making small talk and I go on my way. I get over to Mendez house and there's about 10 of us just chilling, shooting the shit and working on cars. A couple hours go by and I look at the time and it's 7pm and that there's a text from the girls asking if I'll be home for family dinner. I say goodbye to my friends and race home, walk in the door and Carly yells at me for being 30 minutes late to family dinner. "Sorry MOM!" I say "I met a girl" all the girls simultaneously ask "WHO!?"
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Home is where the hoes are
HumorFriends turned family, all living together under one roof. What could possibly go wrong?
