I got your man

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I'm a son....I'm a crab lol so my info-Chan made me her crab son😂 I don't know why I'm a son...and a crab but LOVE YOU CRAB MUM🥰🥰🥰 and I wanna rematch on that game because it was doing me dirty..LOVE YOU MUM
oh speaking of my mum so she sent me A TEN HOUR VIDEO OF HIT OR MISS...it's everything but 10 hours that's too much I could barely do the one hour one and mum I hope you didn't listen to that at night like it was fucking asmr... because HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH? Isn't mum but anyways love you Alysaa

Ok so I'm failing one of my classes...I'm low key not disappointed because THATS A HARD CLASS LIKE WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW EUROPES STATS AND CAPITALS LIKE WHAT...so I cheated on the test and I hope that got my grade to 70 because last time I checked I had a 67...I should study but I know I'm not. OMG AND I HATE THAT TEACHER LIKE I ASK TO GET FUCKING WATER AND HES LIKE "NO!" THEN WHEN I ASK LATER HES LIKE ITS TOO LATE LIKE TF YOU MEAN MY GUY....but I like my other teachers, mostly my English teacher because he's funny and dirty lol but he calls me lasagna...enough about my teachers and Oml there's this new girl named Allyson...I like her but I don't like her...she's too fucking perfect it honestly pisses me off, but omg this bitch told me that frivv (a YouTuber) wears too much makeup like don't come for my queen. She made me mad because of that bullshit like if you don't shut your little ass up (she acts like a little) but she's nice and cool I guess but sometimes she gives unwanted opinions
Then another girl named lanya she's really cool she likes anime and Yaoi so I like her but her sense of humor is...pure

Omg I was talking to this random girl on instagram...I like her she's funny and great she's cool but an asshole like me

Ignore my friend que'andra (love que but she's so mean lol but straight up)AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SEE IM FUCKING NICE, GRACE SAID I WAS SWEET

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Ignore my friend que'andra (love que but she's so mean lol but straight up)
AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SEE IM FUCKING NICE, GRACE SAID I WAS SWEET...I'm nice😊 but back to grace shes hella good at winning like bruh I won once and she tricked me the third time
Omg speaking of tricking me..queen reminded me to tell you something about fucking Blake....Beyoncé is a queen omg she's gorgeous like tf Beyoncé...I'm listening to girl by destiny's child...IM YOUR GIRL YASSS QUEEN YASSS BITCH YASSSSSS..I don't know how I got to Beyoncé but keyshia cole is a bad bitch like I love her voice

Omg shit happened...about my sister so she almost got into a fight at whataburger. I don't feel like writing about that but look at this picture of a animal named Craig

 I don't feel like writing about that but look at this picture of a animal named Craig

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She's female 😂I can't get over that fucking face😂

Grace sent me that😂😂 omg fucking lord haha Don't ask about the song I just low key like it like the dark one is really pretty

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Grace sent me that😂😂 omg fucking lord haha
Don't ask about the song I just low key like it like the dark one is really pretty..I'm starting to like a lot of rap songs now
Omg I had a dream about judging I was shook when I woke up like bruh it was weird because my queen set me up to talk with him it was weird. I woke up sweating and nervous...why is Beyoncé such a queen like she looked so good in me myself and I
I been changing the subject like a bitch.

Anyway good bye I guess lol
-Za'Nya 🥰

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