He was on the freeway almost to his exit and closer to being home when he heard the familiar blip of a cop car.
“Shit.” Yoongi said when he looked in his rearview seeing the red and blue lights. He slowed down and pulled over onto the side of the road, turning his car off. Yoongi placed his hands into his lap as he waited for the cop, wondering what he had done to piss the universe off today. He jumped slightly when the cop tapped on his window and shined the flashlight into it, pulling him out of his thoughts. He rolled down his window, his breath catching in his throat when he saw what the officer looked like. The officer was young with slightly tanned skin, black hair slicked to side, beautiful brown eyes, and biceps that flexed slightly when he moved. Yoongi thought he looked more like he belonged on the cover of a magazine instead of being a police officer.
"License and registration please.” The officer said with a charming smile. Yoongi leaned over to reach into the glove compartment to pull out his papers, then reached into his pocket to get his wallet. Once his wallet was out he pulled out he pulled out his license and handed it along with the papers to the cop. The officer shined his flash light on the items reading them over, then he clicked the flash light off and handed the stuff back to Yoongi. Yoongi sat the papers and his license on the passenger seat. “Do you know why I pulled you over?” The officer asked, Yoongi nodded.
“Because I was speeding.” Yoongi said annoyance dripping from his words then he saw the officer’s face that didn’t look too happy with the tone. “Sorry, it’s been a bad day.” Yoongi said and the officer’s face seemed to switch from not so thrilled to slightly amused.
"What made it bad?” The officer asked and Yoongi let out a sigh.
“Oh boy where do I start,” Yoongi began, “First I stubbed my toe getting out of the shower, then I spilled coffee on my white couch, the song I had been writing disappeared when my computer crashed- “
“You write songs?” Jungkook interrupted sounding kind of amazed.
“Yes, but that’s not the point.” Yoongi said the annoyance back in his tone from being cut off, “After that happened my guitar string broke when I tried to guitar my feelings away, I was about to take a nap when my stupid ass friends called me to ask me out to a club, but then I ended up being the designated driver so I couldn’t even drink my problems away.” Yoongi let out an angry sigh as he recalled the earlier events. “I thought I was finally catching a break when this hot girl was going to give me a blow job, but she threw up on my new shoes. So I had to go to the disgusting men’s bathroom that smelled like nasty ass to clean off my shoes the best I could, two people in the stall behind me were fucking each others brains out reminding me that I couldn’t even get a fucking blow job.” Yoongi let out another angry sigh before continuing, “To make matters worse the couple in the stall turned out to be two of my drunk ass friends.” Yoongi took a moment to compose himself some since some of his anger was starting to come back just from telling this story. He looked at the officer and the officer seemed pretty invested in what Yoongi had to say. “After that I told them we were leaving and I had to play where’s fucking waldo with the rest of my friends, eventually finding them, and herding them into my car.” Yoongi said taking another breath to calm himself down some.
“Yikes, you were having a bad day.” The officer said and Yoongi nodded.
“Yes I was and that’s not even the end yet.” Yoongi said then continued his story. “The car ride to my one friend’s house was going fairly smooth, until the two horn dogs tried to go at it in my back seat and once I had those shit heads separated I had to continue my way across town.” Yoongi said. “Once I had them dropped off I just wanted to get home, to jack off and go to bed to forget about this day, but now I’m pulled over by a hot cop who is going to give me a ticket and that was my wonderful day.” Yoongi finished. “How was your day officer?” Yoongi asked with a sickly sweet smile.
