"OMG!!!!! The FriCCck???" Tasha realized she had left her Nimbus 2000 in room where she just confronted Uniqua (species: Uniqua). "I have to go back to retrieve my Nimbus 2000! I need that shi or else I cANNNOT compete in the 1998 QUIDDITCH (thicc) World Cup!!! Holy schnitzel."
"what the efjnsndhbcvdkjbjdskc jkdscvnjsdcnsc are you doing here?" Uniqua asked. "I knew I could smell yo musty dusty ass from miles away. Still trying to win the Quidditch (thicc) world cup? In this economy with that flat-"
"BIH STFU JBVKHJB<BVHKJ<B<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
to be continued because im bored and Tasha is lowkey annoying
