Eddsworld Fluff Shots (Lol No I'm Lying)

Dom Tom x Sub Tord(OLD)

((hi my peoples!!  I'm boerd as fuuu-- OK I'm trying not to to swear OK??  OK..  Well this is just a small thing I made it might not make sense since I'm sick and tired as hell okie so litraly Tom got Drunk and TORD is home alone with him) 

tords P.O.V)

Tom got fucking drunk Agian..  He's staring to flirt with me and trying to kiss me!  I swear that Jhova is just to damn cocky! And a fucking flirt at that! I turned around seeing Tom, "hey cuttiiee~" he slurred out sounding so fuckin dumb.  I groand from this and blushed slightly "what do you you want Jhova? " I hissed trying to hide my blush. Tom got closer to me and grabbed my  chin "I want youu~" he said in a flirty tone still sounding drunk as hell.  I blushed madly looking into toms voids that he calls eyes, I look away blushing like crazy "F-fuck you, you damn Jhova" I said looking down,  this only caused him to to smirk "no I think its I fuck you~ not me~" he sounded less drunk I look up at him seeing he's face he looked sober.. That evil fuck- ((damn it this makes no sense but fuck it dude))  I blushes madly looking at Tom "you evil fuck" I said blushing madly,  he only chuckled and pinned me down onto the sofa making me yelp.

"OI!  What do you you think y-your doing T-thomas!?" I hissed blushing madly

"just having a lil fun~" he said in a deep and rough voice turning me on slightly

"W-WHAT?! " I blushed madly looking at Tom

(and Fuck y'all I ain't doing smut unless someone requests it XD HA!  You thought)

(and your thought right lol I'm bored now-- and this shall entertain me--  this will be confusing and a skit chapter unless I feel the need to make it a shit post 👌.... 👉👌 there that's more appropriate for this situation :3 I'll just carry on where I left off >:3)

~3rd persons pov~

"W-WHAT?! " Tord blushed madly looking at  Tom‚

Tom only chuckled and looked at Tord slipping his hand in his(tord) shirt rubbing his sides.  "oh cmon Tord~ I know you want this~"(DiS dIcCy) (and..  Now I wanna make this a shitpost motherfucker I can't trust myself anymore EEE) 

Tord panted and drooled looking up at Tom blushing like a mad man,  "mmgh~ T-Tom s-s-stopp~" the small thick Norwegian begged slight,  but not really wanting him to stop. (I fEeL sO daMn wEiRd wRiTiNg tHis bUt lAtEer iMMa rIghT a gUuD fLoOf cHaP) 

Tord bit his lip and shook his head,  "no way cutie~ I'm gonna brake that thick ass of yours" he growled lowly smirking. (iMmA bRaK dAt tHiCC aRRsE oF yOuS) 

(I'm sorry I can't)  then they did the fRicKle FRACKLE and turd got mads at Tim for fookin him and dated someone else and Tim got jelly and madness so he rap turd mor until turd wuv him DE end 👌