dorm 17 ↝ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵉⁿ ᵎ [ on hold ! ]

OPERATION: COOKIE HEIST

Groupchat: Dorm 17

[01:55am]

gyupermodel: i cant sleep smone pls tell me a story

gyupermodel: won hyung is so loud...

screeee: i grew up thinking jyp was my uncle and when i realized he wasnt i was so shocked

gyupermodel:

ljhwoozi: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SLEEP CRACKHEADS

screeee: excuse me i smoke pot not crack

ljhwoozi: how about i crack up your skull if ya dont stfu

wonowo: stop fucking texting assholes I'm in a livestream thanks.

ljhwoozi: ...

wonowo: FUCK YOU

ljhwoozi: what i just assumed the "livestream" you meant was your camshow

ljhwoozi: i just gave you an appropriate background noise

wonowo: I'm. Not. A. Cam. Boy. Fuck. You.

ljhwoozi: i kno a twink whos camboy material when i see one jeon wonwoo

wonowo: augh fuck off I'm done with this shit.

soonshine: yall jihoonie's pornhub premium hasnt expired

soonshine: i love a rich bastard 💖

hanniera: who's watching porn in the highest volume what the hell???

hanniera: turn it down, jihoon.

ljhwoozi: :)

[04:08am]

sunshineseok: hello !! good morning !!

sunshineseok: i love soonie and jihoonie !!

sunshineseok: have a great day everyone !!

[09:21am]

mingsalt: care to tell me why was seokmin awake at 4am?

soonshine: he likes to jog around the field and then bench press at me afterwards

sunshineseok: gonna have those blood and energy flowing ya feel ??

soonshine: flex game strong too

soonshine: would bang every night 💦💦💦💦💦👅👅🍆🍆

mingsalt: okay tmi? good to know?

thiccass: gmorning

thiccass: my eye still hurts

mingsalt: you deserve it

soonshine: you deserve it

sunshineseok: you deserve it

thiccass:

Chat: GAY PANIC! (4)

[12:33pm]

lilboo: do u smell smth?

freshmanblues: is it vanilla? its probably junhui hyung's closet

lilboo: no you duckhead

lilboo: cOOKIES

freshmanblues: duckhead...?

junhuwui: did somebody say cookies? owo

junhuwui: im at kfc so just pls get sm for me

screeee: bring some hotshots home hyung

junhuwui: i gotchu fam uwu

lilboo: its coming from the vents

lilboo: must be one of our dormmates

screeee: not a cookie kinda guy

lilboo: yeah ure into weed brownies i bet

screeee: u rite lilboo

lilboo:

lilboo: my class will start in 30mins

lilboo: wanna go get them?

screeee: ILL HELP

freshmanblues: idk,, isnt that stealing?

lilboo: live a little channie

lilboo: this is a cookie situation

screeee: chan u be the watchman

screeee: kwan whoever it is distract them

screeee: ill go in and take em

lilboo: okay!!!!

lilboo: OPERATION: COOKIE HEIST ISSA GO

freshmanblues: big sigh

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self-indulgent at its finest