Dear Sarah,
To me, you are like a very delightful snake and I'm not sure that I need a very delightful snake in my life right now.
Things started to go wrong when I caught you traveling with my uncle.
It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your sister is extremely teasing and your best mate is, without a doubt, the most stunning person I've ever known.
It's true, we've had some super times laughing together. You have eyes like annoying asparagus spears and the most great ass I've ever seen.
Your personality is like a really naughty tortoise loving into my skull. When I see you driking it makes me want to steal your asparagus spear eyes and post them to Vietnam.
I lie in bed at night wishing you were a rock star and not a snake who likes traveling with my uncle.
What I'm trying to say, is take your great ass and go.
Yours no more
OJ Marks
