Boy: what's your name?
Santa: Santa Claus
Boy: I mean your real name
Santa: Santa Claus. Ho ho ho!
Boy: so can I have a goblin for Christmas?
Santa: be more realistic
Boy: a troll
Santa: .....who's you're teacher?
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Boy: what's your name?
Santa: Santa Claus
Boy: I mean your real name
Santa: Santa Claus. Ho ho ho!
Boy: so can I have a goblin for Christmas?
Santa: be more realistic
Boy: a troll
Santa: .....who's you're teacher?