ok so i made some new friends and by made i mean i payed them to hang out with me but they are soooooooo anoying their names are Kevin and FAnny and they Arw LOVERS i mean kevin is an idiot and fay an even bigger since she likes HIM. what can i say kevin just lackes common sense.
They kept giving each other sappy looks. i threw up in my mouth about 10 times. Fay started wiggling her eyebrows and said "my mushy pear". Fay leaned in with her lips puckered like the guy from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. kevin slapped her "WHAT ARE YOU DOING????" he screamed. "you don't know what kissing is?" i said "well thats just convienent" rolling my eyes to the back of my head. then, in a stroke of genius, i leaned in and kissed kevin. i looked over just to see fay's expresion. her eyes were wonky. she looked like she was gonna faint. then the best thing happened. she fainted. "score!" i yelled. then i leaned into kevin and whispered to him "my name is Babe and yours is sexy ok" he nodded. "oh and fay changed her name to Moron". "that's funny..." he started to say but i cut him off by kissing him again. kissing kevin is GROSS but if it's what i takes to be popular i'l do ANYTHING.
a week later
"hey babe" kevin said i fluttered my eyelashes "you remembered me"
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The life of a plastic toy
Romance" Mary Fisher was a new author to me and let me say I am happy I now know of her! This was a quick read with lots of steaminess. I had no problem with the use of "bad" language as some have stated. I like that she didn't do the classic I want you bu...
