A Chit Chat with the Mad Rabbit

Murphy

Daddy yelled at me to get out.
Mommy got up, her pretty dress was torn and she was half naked... She screamed as she ran. She ran past me, I could see the dark purple-ish spots on her skin, and some little cuts I think. They dripped red milk down little parts of her body, I didn't know what to do!
Daddy ran out to get her after he zipped up his pants, and swung a knife across my cheek as he went to get her- I winced and fell down.

I wiped off the red milk falling from my cheek, and I stared at it blankly.

I decided to lick it...

To my surprise... It tasted

Good?

Yummy indeed.
I wanted more of it! But before I could think anymore of it, mommy was screaming at me, she screamed at me to "GET THE BAT! MURPHY BABY, GET THE BAT NOW!!" While I stared.
I didn't know weather to listen when she called my name or go play with my little toy train- I decided to go with the toy train. Toy trains are fun!

I played with the little toy trains and the train tracks that came with them! It was so fun, but later once the screaming had settled, mommy came in and beat me with a clothing iron. So, I ended up having burns on my skin. No wrinkles at least! Tho, I didn't have any to begin with...

Such joy.