Wings Of Fire Spoofs

uh oh

mountain: forest, why do you have a scavenger?

forest: cuz itsh MINE!!!!!!

ender: c-can i see it?

forest: NURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ender: o-ok

splinter: share!

forest: but itsh mine!

splinter: i dont care! share!

forest: nurrrr!

splinter: forest!

ender: i-its ok, spl-splinter

splinter: *turns to ender* no it aint, dear

ender: n-no, really, its fine

splinter: no, actually, it aint

ender: *steam blows out of nostrils* dont make me blow up, lady!

everyone but ender: uh oh

ender: *blows up*

splinter: oops, hehe

mountain and forest: *glares*