Keith got out his phone and checked his messages, sure as day Pidge had done it. He read the texts and pondered just ignoring them. He really didn't feel like dealing with Lance so soon after getting away from the Latino boy.
Pidge added Shiro to the group.
Pidge added Allura to the group.
Pidge added Hunk to the group.
Pidge added Lance to the group.
Pidge added Keith to the group.
Pidge changed their name to TheGremlinTM.
TheGremlinTM: Hey
TheGremlinTM: Hey kids
TheGremlinTM: cmon fuckers we have a tournament to win
Lance: IM SO EXCITED YES!!!
Lance changed their name to
SharpShooter.
SharpShooter: THANK YOU PIDGE!!
TheGremlinTM: No problem. You owe me though. I want icecream.
SharpShooter: This Wednesday?
TheGremlinTM: Fuck yeah this Wednesday.
Shiro: Hey guys, very talkative I see. Pidge, language.
Shiro: -And why this Wednesday?
TheGremlinTM: Children get half off icecream on Wednesday.
SharpShooter: And they look like a child so SweetShop gives us half off icecream.
Shiro: Pidge, Lance, you should know better.
TheGremlinTM: Sorry dad
TheGremlinTM changed Shiro's name to SpaceDad.
SpaceDad: You're honestly never going to let me let that go, are you.
SharpShooter: Le what?
SharpShooter: Pidge, explain
TheGremlinTM: We decided to play this retro game called SpaceBlasters on his old playstation with Keith, he kept trying to scold us on how we should pilot better and to do a better job at attacking the enemy. And no, no we won't let him let it go.
SpaceDad: Pidge, no.
Keith: Pidge yes
TheGremlinTM: Wow hello, nice of you to join us. Honestly didn't think you would.
Keith: tuh dah I guess.
SharpShooter changed Keith's name to Mullet.
Mullet: change it back Lance! and its not a mullet!
SharpShooter: Yes it is, MULLET.
TheGremlinTM: Why are you so obsessed with his hair, Lance. Hm?
SharpShooter: AM NOT, its just, how many teenagers do you see with a mullet for real Pidge
Mullet: ITS NOT A MULLET LANCE
Mullet: and how do I change my name back back??
TheGremlinTM: Wait-
SharpShooter: You really don't know how to change it back?!
TheGremlinTM: omg yes
SharpShooter changed Mullet's name to keef.
keef: LANCE NO
TheGremlinTM: LANCE YES
TheGremlinTM changed keef's name to queef.
queef: PIDGE WHY CHANGE IT BACK NOW
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