TOMTORD smut (nope nope nope im sry every1 but this is discontinued :,0)

Stripper Tord x Tom (part 2)

A/N: OH boi is THIS CHAP GONNA BE FILLED WITH SMUT.
I suck at writing smut so fksifkdifisidiieitue I'm only doing this because my account is sexually cursed-

Third Person's POV:
It was a few weeks later after Tord got his 'job', he didn't really tell his friends but it was all going to plan but there was a slight problem.

He had to dance at other gay stripe clubs.

Today was a particular place though, it was beside a bar. A bar that Tom would most likely come to.

At the Eddsworld household:

Tord was in his room texting his manager, Allen. Well, he gave him a nickname and it's Al cuz uhhhhh the author told him to-

A/N: well damn. I broke the FUCKING FOURTH WALL-

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Tord: bold
Allen: italic

Sup mAh gay-ass motherfucker

EYYYYY whatcha up to?

Death

Pff-

But seriously I'm gonna be stripping in the stripe club next to the new bar. (Which is bad cuz Eddie told Tommie about the bar)

Oh shit

Yup, wish me luck.

Hmmm... Mkay.

Dude you sound suspicious AF

Cuz I am.

You're an asshole sometimes, you know that?

Yeah, Matties says that all the time.

Anyways, when am I going?

7:30 PM

Okay then, I'll get ready.

I'll drive you there if you want me to

I mean if you wanna, I can walk but I'm not in the mood to

So I'll meet you at 7:15 and drive you there, mkay?

Mkay

See ya later then, Red

See ya.

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As Tord went off his phone, he started to put his stripper suit in his red bag. While putting the stuff in he thought to himself, 'what if Tom finds out? What if he tells the others? WHAT IF I GET KICKED OUT?!'. He was too busy spacing out and panicking to realize that it was already 7:09.

Tord then stopped spacing out and looked at his clock. It was already 7:10, "SHIT- IM GONNA BE LATE-"

Tord wore his outfit and slides downstairs, seeing Edd and Matt on the couch playing with Ringo.

"Hey guys, I'm going to work now. Where's Tom?" Tord asked quickly.

Matt just ignored Todd and continued playing with Ringo, "he went to the bar. See you later by the way!!"

"SEE YOU LOVE BIRDS-" Tord screamed as he ran to door and got outside, he then smacked the door aggressively.

He saw a maroon car in front of his face.

He entered, "hey Al." Tord said as he signed of stress, "hey Red, so we're gonna head to the club now, wanna get something while we're at it?" Allen asked.

"I guess a little bit of coffee won't hurt." He replied with a sigh.

- + ~ Timskippppppp ~ + -

"Hey, wake up Red, we're here." Allen said. Tord could feel something poking him, "Ughhhhh five more minutes I'm sleepingggggg" Tord replied.

"We don't have much more time to waste, now c'mon." The American said as he then got out his seat.

Suddenly, Tord heard a door close but he still didn't bother to wake up.

After five seconds or so, he heard another door open and then all of a sudden, he felt something cold on his back. Turns out, there was ice behind his back.

"HOLY SHIT- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?! ALLEN YOU ASSHOLE!!" Tord screamed at Allen and slapped him forcefully, "what? You deserved it, and also it was. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worth it!" Allen said, laughing his ass off.

"Well fuck you too." Tord muttered, but loud enough for Allen to hear.

After Allen showed Tord the directions, he told him that he would be in the second staff room if he needed him.

"Well, I guess I'm on my own now." The small Norwegian said to himself.

I'M SO TIRED I'LL FINISH THIS IN THE NEXT CHAP AHHHHHHHHHH-

Also, the next chapter is probably gonna come out tommorow or later. Cuz I still haven't edited the first chapter, and also cuz I'm on break, and lastly because I've been reading too much doujinshi.