Teenage facts

FACT 100

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                 SPECIAL CHAPTER!!!!

                  -----PUNS-----

#1 I am reading this book on anti-gravity

and its almost impossible to put down.

#2 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

#3 Did you hear about the guy getting hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

#4  A young boy swallowed some coins and    was sent to the hospital. 

So when his grandfather called the hospital, he asked the nurse whether he was doing fine.  And the nurse told him no change yet.

#5 I was going to find my missing watch. But I never got the time.

#6 A bicycle can't stand on its own because it was too tired.

#7 I just did a theatrical play on puns. It  was just a play on words.

#9 If towels could tell jokes, it would probably have a dry sense of humor.

#10 I was wondering how lighting works then it struck me.

....Lol no one realized I skipped #8 ........