Stoked Again!

Chapter VI: Who's The New-Old Guy?

~Shark's P.O.V.~

You know what's the best thing about waking up early in the morning? Making your own breakfast. That way, you will get what you want without getting your order mixed with anyone else. That worst part? EVERYONE immediately thinks that you will be making their breakfast.

Like immediately, they see someone cook they ask: "Can you make me a sunny-side-up?" At least, I'm not the only one suffering from TNTSNS ("To-nice-to-say-no" syndrome). Sunny, along side Ty have helped me make breakfast. Which is a good thing 'cause these people eat like goats in a dump. Or the megalodon in the "Meg"; still not sure if that's the most accurate representation of the megalodon, but hey it's Hollywood.

Anyhow, morning is like any other here in the Staff house. Everyone is complaining about how bad the day will be today, what will the do afterwards (big debate between surfing and barbecuing), planning new pranks on Baumer and hotel, guys talking sh^% on hot chicks (I swear they have nothing better to say but they would like to tap that, others are more respectful), Fin singing softly while getting some fruit...? Wait, Fin singing... And Irony, is... smiling?! For over five minutes!!! I just had to make it aware.

"Please tell me I ate mold and now I'm hallucinating." Everyone looks at me confused about my statement.

But non the less, Ripper checks the bread. "Mh. Nothing green here, surprisingly. But, why you askin', Mate?"

I point towards the two girls and, at first, they don't get it; except for Reef. But a minute or two later, they see the truth. Almost everyone is jaw dropped. Fin never sings willingly, and Irony is to punk/emo to smile for that long, unless someone is hurt.

"Alright, enough with the staring!" Back to frowning Irony.

And Fin responds to us, as well. "Yeah, it's not like the apocalypse is coming."

"You never know when Thanos will strike, man. He can snap his fingers at any moment." Lance response, in which I'm hoping is a sarcastic comeback.

"Listen, fantasiser. We're not happy over a purple giant with a bedazzled glove that wants half the universe pulverized. " Irony says.

"Baumer gave us, maids, news that we will be having a handyman." Fin announced.

"How come I wasn't informed of this?" Dee exclaims. Then Irony points towards her ears, which Dee realizes that, even this morning, she has ear buds on. "But you still didn't tell me, because...?"

"I thought that you would be a good girl and listen to our "boss"." Yeah, I don't think she knows her, or us in general, that well. I mean, who listens fully to Baumer, other then Sunny, Ty, and Jewel. 'Cause does three this the teacher's pet in this hotel. (Did that sound weird?)

Someone ask, not sure who (Busy checking if my scrambled eggs are burnt), why are they so excited over some new handyman. In which, it isn't obvious...? They all answer that they could help them with the clogged toilets, broken windows, check the smoke dictators, maybe some electrical work, one of the guys pranks, etc. If I was gonna deal with broken sh&^ and I have to be the one fixing it, specially since I'm a part-time janitor as well, this news will cut my working hours practically in like a third. Sure, it also means less money, but I won't go broke as hell.

"I guess that explains why Baumer was so excited yesterday." Sunny adds.

"Having more employees might help with maintenance around the hotel." Ty agrees.

"As long as the new guy is cute, I'm happy." Those Lo only care to get some D from any male with a symmetry-face like Chris Hemsworth?

While discussing who will be the new handyman, Johnny takes some keys and is about to walk out the door, until Reef notices. "Hey man, where are you going? And who's keys are does?"