Mob Talker in real life

You steal from us we steal from you

ran away. no wonder your a creeper you blew him up 5 times this month. he dropped his diamonds I tried to give him them back. wait you have his diamonds. yes I found them in a cave he dropped them. (wait cupu has steve's diamonds I have an idea) hey remember steve called you a military p****. what he called me that, that's not nice hey take his diamonds. good its timd for payback get Andr and the others. okay I will get them. ahhhh where are my diamonds I had them wait a minute them stupid mobs better give me my diamonds back. There's his house lets find our stuff and get out. wait lets take everything in there.

your kidding there a lot of stuff in there. yeah I know but its payback its about time he stops treating us like the males. leave the item in there. What leave that in there. Listen then he will stop this torture towards us. Hey guys there is loads of stuff in here. Okay take it all. right give me a block of glowstone and a stick. okay here. right its finished its about time we get treated like players. Hey guys he's coming. lets get out of here.

Oh well maybe I shouldn't take my diamonds everywhere. wait my door is opened why is it opened. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GOLD, IRON, TOOLS, ARMOUR AND BLOCKS. Wait what's this say. Steve if you read this we would have stole everything you own expect your chests and bed we placed 1 item in a single chest and we are not mobs we are girls you idiot. Okay thats werid but lets see what is in the chest. Yes it worked lets see his face when he sees us. Hmmmm mob talker item lets find out what you do. Wow what happened. hey steve. Who said that. Hi steve. (Wow who is that 24 good looking bunch of diamonds) Why is he looking at us like that. He loves us. Well its better than getting killed.