When I get home I throw myself onto my bed as soon as I can. I just lay there with my face in the blankets and try to figure out exactly what had happened. I roll over and grab my bottle of whisky that had been thrown across the bed along with me. I let about half of what was left of the bottles contents pour down my throat and lay there and stare at the ceiling. That motherfucker. I crawl to the headboard and crawl under my blanket. I get comfortable and stare at the black tv, whisky remnants clutched to my chest.
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"Excuse me?" Ricks face held his intimidating smirk, a glimmer of mischief in his eyes. He towered over me and I literally felt myself shrink even more when he leaned closer. Fucking fuck my face is on fire. He reaches over and takes another twizzler. "Exactly how expensive is this, y-your candy?" He says taking a bite out of the twizzler. I cringe and yank the twizzler out of his hand."That's not how you eat it!" I pout. My vision narrows a bit and I can feel my eyebrows scrunching. His eyes widened for a second in surprise at the sudden yank of the twizzler. He laughed and crossed his arms, still leaning on the wall and facing me.
"Show me then, how e-Eurg-xactly do you eat twizzlers?" He asked leaning in even closer after sipping from his flask. When he breathed out, the strong wave of alcohol saturated breath flooded my face and made my cheeks tingle. Without thinking, because I'm drunk, I start explaining.
"Look, old man, you put the tip of the twizzler in the center of your mouff wike tis, then nibble it with your front teeth like this." I bare my teeth and nibble on the twizzler for a few seconds, "then you suck on it while lightly chewing it." I close my eyes while chewing because I love the fucking flavor.
"What kind of weird shit is that?" He says interrupting my candy time, swigging from his flask. I snap him a look.
"My weird shit! Plus I'm gonna need some extra gas money since I have to go out of my way to drop your granddaughter back off at her house, when you could totally just take her yourself. " I hold up my hand, palm up, around his chin level which was a little over my head and wiggle my fingers a little. His expression changed quick and my face got warm again.
"What the fuck are you trying to do?" Rick says in an almost growl. One hand up on the wall above my head and the other one suddenly gripping my raised arm. It seemed like he had gotten even taller, looming over me, enveloping me into his shadow. Ooohhhh fuck, bitch don't smile. "Exploit an old man for his money? U-use my granddaughter as company while you fetishize gore scenes and eat cheap candy." Wooaah uncalled for man, coming at my life. "Why are you still even hanging out with he-UrRg-r?"
"Woah hold up for four fucking seconds," I yank my arm back, " are you still mad about dinner?" I ask, smiling, almost giggling. Don't taunt him stupid. "Because that was an accident," I press my hand to my chest, "Why would I even remotely want to piss you off, I don't even know you, I don't even know your granddaughter, for some reason she grabbed me and is now dragging me everywhere with her." I sway my hand out towards the parking lot while emphasizing 'everywhere'. "If you don't want me hanging out with her just take her home yourself tonight and you'll never see me again Mr. Angry Man." I give him a condescending smile and I guess that really grinded his gears because he reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of cash and stuck some bills into the palm of my hand. He gripped my hand tight before leaning in and whispering into my ear.
"It's Sanchez, to you little girl, and I'm a busy man so why don't you stick around and bring me more candy every now and then. I'll see you soon." Rick walked away in the direction of a miserable looking Morty without looking back.
"Y/n!" I turn around and see Summer at the doors of the theater, still at the top of the steps. As I walk towards the stairs she descends them and we meet at the bottom. "Um, what were you and my grandpa talking about?" She asks as we walk to my car in the middle of the crowded parking lot. I just smiled and held up the money between two fingers.
"I just got some 'gas money'." I say nonchalantly but with a smirk.
"My grandpa," she pauses questioningly, "gave you gas money, to take me home? You didn't-"
"Ew Summer." I cut her off while unlocking the car doors. "We had a normal conversation while I was waiting for you to finish talking to your school friends," I start the car, "and he was waiting for your brother to stop throwing up over a few gore scenes." I throw my car in reverse and start backing up to get the fuck out of here. "He gave me money to take you home and not take you to some secluded place or something and murder you since I liked that movie so much."
"Oh my god," she laughs, "yeah, you liking those movies is so weird. Like none of my friends could take it, they were so grossed out." I roll my eyes, Well your jock crush grosses me out she takes out her phone and starts calling someone. I try to remember my way to her house as she apparently tells her mom she's on her way home and to 'never let her see another gorey horror movie again'. Yeah whatever, let's get your baby ass home so I can go do some adult shit and drink in bed.
A/N: I AM SO SORRY FOR HOW LONG THIS STUPID THING TOOK. But I'm finally settled in back home and I'm always busy and have no motivation for anything. BUT I'm trying my best to get out of my slump and write more frequently to get these updates out faster. Sadly I haven't lost interest😂😂😭 in my baby daddy Rick Sanchez even though I wanted to for a while, because like, what young woman wants to tell their ever asking family and friends that their love life consists of fanfictions on watt pad about an old drunk scientist man while waiting for the next season of his cartoon to come out? Lmfao anyway, I hope my chapters are being enjoyed by crazies like moi and ima be sending out some chill vibes to the universe and she'll hopefully send some back🤞🤘🔮⚰🌌<- can someone tell why I felt the need to use these stupid ass emojis ?¿
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FanfictionA Rick and Morty fanfiction, I read so many I thought I should write down what happens in my imagination too. It's my first time writing something and letting it be read in the progress, I don't know how long this will go either. I'm a stickler for...