(AN: Why does this sound so edgy, i am sorry)
ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴ,
ᴛʜɪꜱ is ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴇɴᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴᴇᴅ?
ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜱɪɴꜱ, ꜰᴏᴜʀ x ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ,
ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ, ᴀ ᴄᴏʟʟɪꜱɪᴏɴ.
ᴛʜɪꜱ, ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴏʟɪᴅᴀʀɪᴛʏ
ꜱᴏʟᴀᴄᴇᴅ ꜱɪɴɢᴜʟᴀʀɪᴛʏ
ᴜɴꜱᴀᴛɪꜱꜰɪᴇᴅ? ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀʏ,
ᴜꜱᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴄʜᴀʀɪᴛʏ.
(ꜱɪɢʜ)
ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ'ᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ?
ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱɪᴢᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇᴛ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀʏ, ᴡᴏᴡ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ?
"ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ."
ɪ'ʟʟ ᴀʟʟᴜᴅᴇ,
ᴛᴏ,
ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴇꜱᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴀʀ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ, ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ, ᴄᴏɴꜰᴇꜱꜱ,
ᴀꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀꜱ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴍᴏᴠᴇꜱ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ.
ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ɴᴜᴍʙ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ, ɴᴜᴍʙ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ꜱᴋɪᴘ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ʟɪɴᴇꜱ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ,
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ, ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴜʀᴇ.
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ a ꜱᴀᴄʀɪꜰɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ a ᴄᴜʀᴇ.
ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴ.
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴇɴᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴᴇᴅ.
(Requests right here, four x three)
ʜᴇʀᴇ it comes, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏʟʟɪꜱɪᴏɴ.
(I suck at rap yeet haw here we go fellas time for some problematic rap boy action)
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