Prankesters Forever: A Harry Potter fanficion

Tony Wilson

The time I arrived at the common room, there was the biggest party we Gryffindors ever did on Hogwarts; People were screaming, dancing, kissing, and I'm pretty sure that Jane and Eric were having sex at the corner of the room. Maybe I should try that out with Sirius later.

The whole common room was shaking with the noise; people were drinking and getting drunk, some of them smocking, some of them kissing. Remus was in his room, I though. Then, I felt someone hugging me from behind. I turned around to see Sirius standing there, his hands on my waist, laughing. I give him a little push then kissed him.

His breath made it clear he drank a lot - you could see it in his face and the way he was acting. Normally I would help the boys to not get too much drunk ( as they always seem To get, especially Sirius) but fuck it. For once in My life, I wanna have fun and don't care about other stuff. I got the closest firewhiskey bottle and seconds later I finished it. It made me feel awake and unstoppable. Me and Sirius started to drink it all, even some muggle drinks like Jack Daniels. Remus seemed like the only sobber one, helping James and Pete out, who did drink but weren't as drunk as us.

" Hey hey Remu " I said, laughing along with Sirius.

" Remus " he corrected me.

" But there's only one of you... " muttered Sirius,

" So are you called Siriu? "

" Don't be stupid, Jame " I said.

" Yes, everybody knows my granpap was Siriussssssssss " he looked up with his hands writing Ss in the air.

" So its Sirius" I completed.

" Makes complete sense " Remus joked, kicking one last can of beer from the ground.

" Remus, you're just jealous of me and Sirius relationship" I said, although it was almost impossible to understand what I was saying.

" Ha! Yeah right... Now off to bed you two before you drink anymore "

" You heard him. Jame and Pete, get out! "

" I was talking about you and Sirius... "

" But we didn't drink too much... just one or two or ten bottles..."

" Julia just go to bed "

" What if she doesn't want to? " Sirius took off his arm around my waist, walking up to Remus angrily with his wand out.

" Wooow mate calm down " James and Pete tried to get Sirius a few meters back but they were too weak for him " Sirius this isn't you...".

" Let's just go sit and play and drink Sirius... they dont want us here..." we trambled To the table, but as soon as we sat down, we fall asleep. I woke up the next day on my bed, problably Remus found a way to help me get there or got a girl to wingardium leviosa me. As soon as I sat up, I felt the biggest headache ever. My head was just hurting So much, and that was when i realised i drank too much. When I got down the stairs, I saw Sirius laying down on the sofa, half sleeping half awake, a pack of ice in his head.

Remus and Pete were chatting and James was helping Lily collect the waste from the floor. All the other people in the common room were sleeping or chatting really low. When I feel down on the sofa, Remus said

" Julia how do you feel after drinking 10 beers and firewhiskeys yesterday, vomiting, making a fight between me and Sirius and passing out? "

" As long as you dont bother me im happy with it.  Headache?" I asked Sirius.

" Headache" He completed the sentence,and gave me a kiss, handing me a glass of water.

Then, McGonagall came inside, without warning or knocking, with a ginger guy who seemed to be 21, who smiled at me even though I was looking dreadful. Sirius closed his fist and looked angrily at him. I dont think I said this before but Sirius is extremelly jealous, and, well, clingy. Although I am quiet clingy, Sirius overreacts a lot.

" What the heck happened here, Dawson!? And Remus, I expected more of you!"

" We just celebrated a bit... A farewell for having to humiliate Slytherin every single year, some would say " Sirius stated.

" Would not be so self confidence about that, Black. At least, not with the England captain team in the same room as you" I spit out the water in the floor , that hit the space next to Professor Mcgonagall, who tried to hide a laugher.

" Tony Wilson " I got to my feet, my head aching but I just ignored that for the fact that I was in the room with the best, most handsome and most famous english quidditch player. Tony Wilson was tall, muscular, had long ginger hair and sideburns, grey eyes , and was wearing a grey coat, smirking at me. He kissed my hand and gave me a hug, a proper hug. I heard Sirius getting to his feet behind me " My name is Julia, but you can call me Julez" I told Tony, who kissed my hand again and said " pleasure".

" Hi, Wilson. Im Sirius Orion Black, you know, Julia's girlfriend."

" A Black? Though a pretty lady like you wouldnt be dating a Black. What did you say your middle name is? Oh yes, Orion. Orion Black, I know him. "

" You do? " 

" Yes, Black. He killed my Mum, Gergia Wilson, but not my father, because, Zeus is kind of immortal.But do you  Know her?"

" Never heard of. Well, I can guarantee you 3  things. First: Orion isnt my real father. Know Hades? Yes, I am also a demigod. Second: Even if he was my real father, I hate my family and everybody there. I will never, and I mean it, follow the bloodline of my family. And third: If you ever, I mean ever, try to touch Julez, you will hope that you never existed"

" Wow, you do mean lot of stuff and--" 

" SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!" Me and Prof Mcgonagall shouted " Poseidon troussers! Whats wrong with both of you?" 

Sirius looked at the floor and apologised. Tony smiled and said " I knew you were daugheter of poseidon..."

" Oh gods! One son of Hades, another of Zeus and a daugheter of Poseidon! The son of the three greats! Exept the fact that Hades is a weirdo , Zeus and Poseidon are the best Gods... And their sons would make a great pairing, wouldn't it, Julia?"  I ignored the last part.

"  Oh really? wow... I havent noticed that before" I said, sarcasticly.

" Can you please concentrate? " said Minerva " Thank you. Now, Mrs Dawson, Mr Wilson would like to talk to you alone" .

" I said alone, Black! " Wilson pushed Sirius towards the sofa, opening space for me and him get through. Sirius wipped his wand out and pointed it to Tony, who was with his wand on the other. Minerva put a shield spell between them. I hugged Sirius, and kissed him. I felt his hand still holding his wand, so I took it and put it on his pocket, then held his hands " Calm down Sirius..." And gave him a kiss in the cheek before I went outside the common room with Tony, walking up to the black lake.

" So, the best English quidditch player came to my school and flirted with me and almost fought with my boyfriend. What is happening?" 

" Julez... May I call you so? Anyway, Julez, what happens is that you are officially invited to England's team as a chaser! " And that is when I almost fell on the lake, if Tony hadn't caugh me, and, humm, almost kissed me.