Finally, as Breadward said his farewells to his family, he was off. He stared into the distance, and ran as far as his bread legs could take him. Which wasn't very far, since let me remind you, he is an inanimate piece of bread.
EPILOGUE
Breadward found a lovely piece of ham in the dumpster, named Hamantha. They lived happily ever after, escaped from the human. It brings me pain to say this to you reader, but, they never got this bread.
