marc: love, you're a fucking stalker.
luke: yeah, i know it.
marc: but i love you.
luke: i love you too, my sexy boyfriend.
marc: luke.
luke: yeah?
marc: i had never, never, NEVER talked dirty to you.
luke: liaaaaaar.
marc: no.
luke: yoooouuu diiiiiid.
marc: no, luke, i didn't.
luke: well, yeah, you haven't do it. but i want you to do it.
marc: nope.
luke: pleeeeease.
marc: asshole. *hangs up*
luke: BASTAAAAARD! YOU HANGED UP. AHHHHHHH.
