Naruto was very happy because she just became a genin. She didn't technically pass the test, but after the weird dude named Mizuki tricked her into steal some scroll and learned the shadow clone jutsu she was more than qualified. She was now on her way to the academy, looking and acting like a guy.
"Naruto, what are you doing here?" Shikamaru asked. Of course, he was told all about it, but he pretend he didn't hear about it.
"Don't you see this headband? I'm a full fledged ninja now!" He said with a smile. (A/N when Naruto is a guy, I'm going to refer to her as a him). Soon two of Broody boy's fangirls came into the classroom fighting about who got there first. Naruto was sitting in a chair next to said Uchiha. Naruto pitied Sasuke for having a banshee and a barbie clinging to him 24/7.
"Move it Naruto. I'm sitting next to Sasuke." Sakura screeched. Soon Sakura and Ino were fighting about who would sit next to him.
'What so good about Sasuke anyways?' He thought. He jumped on the table and looked at him. Sasuke looked at him in the eyes as well.
"Don't look at Sasuke, Naruto!" Sakura yelled. He just kept staring at the Uchiha, ignoring the banshee's comment. Someone then stood up behind Naruto, bumping into him. This caused him to fly forward, locking lips with Sasuke. They went wide-eyed and separated very very quickly. They were both disgusted, wiping their mouth with their arm. The fangirls were quiet. Until one bubblegum banshee started screeching. She was about to beat him up, but Iruka-sensei came in just before.
"Alright class, sit down. It's time for me to announce the teams." Iruka said. He named teams 1-6 which were filled with a whole bunch of nobody's Naruto didn't care about. "Team 7: Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto's head perked up at the mention of his name. "Sakura Haruno," They both gave off depressed vibes, dropping their heads. "And Sasuke Uchiha." Sakura then became happy, and Naruto became even worse.
'Tsk. They will just slow me down.' Sasuke thought
'Ha Ha Ha! True love conquers all!' Sakura thought. And as for everyone's favorite blond....
"No No No! This is the worst possible team.' Naruto looked at Shikamaru, who was on team 10 with Ino and Choji. Shikamaru pitied Naruto and mouthed the word 'Good luck'. Team 8 was Kiba, Shino, and Hinita.
~Timeskip~
All the teams got their sensei all ready... Except for team 7. Their jonin leader was hours late and it started making the three annoyed. Then Naruto thought of the perfect prank. He went over to the chalk board, grabbed a eraser for the board, and put it between the frame.
"What are you doing idiot?!" Sakura screeched.
'Our leader is a jonin. There is no way he'd fall for such a lame prank' Were the thoughts on Sasukes mind. Just then, a man with a mask over the bottom of his face, headband covering his eye, and gravity-defying hair opened the door and the eraser fell onto his hair.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha!" Naruto giggled 'He did that on purpose' were his thoughts.
"I'm so sorry sensei! I tried to stop him but he didn't listen!" Sakura apologized though her thoughts were more along the lines of 'That's so funny! I can't believe he fell for it!'
"Hn." Is all Sasuke said. 'Is he really a jonin?' he thought. Kakashi looked at the the trio and said in a serious tone
"My first impression of you. I hate you all. Meet me on the roof in 5 minutes." He then disappeared. The three went on to the roof, and sat down.
"So tell me about yourselves." Kakashi said.
"How sensei?" Sakura said. Naruto was thinking she was a complete idiot.
'Who doesn't know how to know to introduce yourself.'
"Well, tell me your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future." Kakashi-sensei said.
"Can you go first sensei so we can get an example." Sakura said.
"My name is Kakashi. I like a lot of things. I have dislikes too. Hobbies? Hmm.... don't have any. And my dream for the future... I don't feel like telling you." Everyone just looked at him.
'All we got was his name.' They thought.
"All right now Pinky, your first." Her face soured at her nickname, but quickly dismissed that.
"My name is Sakura Haruno! What I like, I mean who I like is" She looked at Sasuke "My hobbies are" She looked at Sasuke again and giggled "My dream for the future is" She squealed as she looked at Sasuke.
'Great a fangirl.' Kakashi thought. "What about dislikes?"
"NARUTO!" She screeched. They all rolled their eyes.
"Ok. Your turn emo." He said to Sasuke.
"Hn. My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I like tomatoes. I dislike a lot of things. My hobbies are training. My dream... No my ambition is to kill a certain man and restore my clan."
'Just as I thought.' Kakashi thought "Okay blondie, your turn." He said as he turned to him. Naruto grinned, and tried to look his sensei in the eyes.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I like ramen, foxes, pranking, the old man, and training! I don't like waiting 3 minutes for my ramen to cook, people who judge appearances, and people who hurt others out of fear or anger. My hobbies include pranking, training, and trying different types of ramen! My dreams for the future are to become the greatest Hokage of all time, and to have everyone respect and acknowledge me!" He said with pride. Kakashi was looking at Naruto's eyes the entire time. It looked like he was trying to lock on to his eyes, but couldn't.
'Something about those eyes are off. They can't lock onto something, and even though they have life, they look hollow or lifeless.' Kakashi thought. "Okay, meet at the training ground tomorrow at 6 in the morning. And don't eat breakfast, you'll throw up." He said and then went on to explain that there was a survival exercise and how it was very unlikely that they will pass. He then disappeared.
The three headed home. As Naruto went to his home he was deep in thought. He knew the point of the survival exercise was teamwork, and that Kakashi was known to always be late. He decided that he would get there at 7, and eat breakfast tomorrow as he went inside and undid the transformation.
As Sakura went home, she was thinking about how she got Sasuke on her team. And it wasn't like she was going to eat breakfast anyways. She was on a diet. But 6 in the morning doesn't give her enough beauty sleep.
As Sasuke walked home, he had his training on his mind. He had to pass the test. If he didn't, he'd just get sent back to the academy and he didn't have time to waste.
Kakashi was thinking about the group of shinobi he was assigned. He wanted them to pass, he felt like they had a lot potential. Sakura just needed to not be a fangirl and train harder, Sasuke is too blinded by revenge, and Naruto is an idiot. But at the same time, he kept thinking about Naruto's eyes. They were full of life, but at the same time dead. They weren't able to look at him in the eyes either. He decided he would keep an eye (A/N An eye. Get it. I'm so funny. Ok I'll stop now) on Naruto. If he saw anything suspicious he'd ask the Hokage or Naruto himself. That is if they pass, which he had a felling they would....
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Three Secrets (Hiatus/Up for Adoption)
FanfictionNaruto was keeping secrets from everyone. Three secrets to be exact. 1. He is actually a female 2. She is actually a genius 3. She is blind Only two people in the whole village know all three secrets: The 3rd hokage, and her best friend, Shikamar...