[Time skip skip skippety]
'CREEP!' I yell at the empty dorm. That FRICKIN KASEY IS A FRICK FRACK DIDDLYWACK CREEP JUST NOOOO.
He was trying to touch my HAIR! And he was like 'I lost my number can I have yours?' And I was like 'Stupid, you should remember it!' And
Then
He
Fricking
Tried
To
Touch
My
Hairrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!
Like
NUU
!
'Hey are you okay in the- oh shit'
'nO!" I cried 'aNd WhO eVeN aRe YoU!?'
'Umm can you open the door I kinda... pulled... the... doorknob off??????'
Anyone who pulls the door can talk to me any day. At least they're NOT
A
STUPID
STUCKUP
BLOBFISH
Actually they're rlly cute
A
STUPID
STUCKUP
DUNG BEETLE
'Hello?'
The person came again. Sigh. I'm really going to have to open the door now.
[Le time skip]
'...and he TOUCHED MY HAIR NO-ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR'
'Ok I don't have that problem my hair is dodgy next thing'
'HES AN IDIOT'
'True'
'AND-'
Knock knock knock.
'Hey, I heard shouting. Are you ok in there Cara?' Harper's voice came through the door.
'Harper she's fine I'm dealing with it'
'ARI YOU WILL NOT YOU'RE PROBABLY MAKING IT WORSE'
Ahh Ari. That was her name.
Moments later the door exploded as Harper kicked her way in.
'RIA GET OUT'
'IT'S FINE IM GOOD'
'GET-'
She never got to finish her sentence as a person appeared in the doorway with round glasses and brown, curly hair.
'Hey Ria'
Hey Jesus'
Apparently Jesus said 'Oh hey I heard you guys in here. oh... are you ok? In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost, head, shoulders, knees and toes, turn up that nose, strike that pose, HEY MACAREYNA!'
'Get OUT! GET OUT BOTH OF YOU AND GO TRIP OVER SOME MORE SQUIRRELS OR SOMETHING'
'Who's getting out? I saw a crowd and it looked fun but if you're getting out then I guess theres no point joining in'
ALFIE!?!?!? Ughhhhh not more people
Alfie: Hey, have you been crying?
Ari: You're such a small bean
Me: Nuh-UH!!!!
Apparently Jesus: No, smOl bean
Me: NUUUU
Alfie: Are you ok?
Me: NUUUU
Ari: You're such a Papa bear
Harper: Smol bean of rage maybe?
Me: NUUUU
Apparently Jesus: Yeah smol bean of rage
Harper: Papa bear? Really?
Apparently Jesus: Yes really
And then Diana and Natalia walked in AS WELL, giggling about something.
Diana: Oh honey!
Natalia: Are you ok?
Diana: Ok, give us some space. GO!
Alfie went first, muttering something about it being 'unfair' and 'not fun at all', with Harper glaring at him behind. Ari and Jesus went next, Ari tripping over the fallen door on the way out.
Diana: We need to get the door fixed
Natalia: They need to get their lives fixed
Diana: True that
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