Dauntless Super Natural

Goodbye? Or Hello?

Tris POV

~lunch~

I sit down next to Chris and Lynn. The whole school knows about me. Let me tell you how

'Intercom

"Hi guys well everyone look at tris, if you don't have he in you class go in Instagram search her name up @6Tris6 look at her first day of school picture now scream if you have her picture up or you are looking at her" everyone screams "good if someone didn't scream then share the photo. Okay now that that's done raise you hand if you think she is prettier than me. Girls you to. Teachers please send me a picture of everyone in the class just to clarify that I'm prettier." she says *snap* Everyone in the class room was raising there hands even my brothers. "No Fucking Way! She cants be prettier than me. Well guess what the delinquent is the prophesy she has all powers and she somehow became a vampire." She says. all eyes transported from wherever they were to me. "Now text me everyone if you think she is prettier than me now or she can be more popular than me, No no no wait answer both." She says (that she Is Lauren) "UGH! There is no way in hell that she more prettier and popular than I am." she says.'

That's how they know everyone wants me to do stuff like 'read my mind' 'teleport me to class' 'get me Starbucks ' 'walk through this' 'can you transform into an ugly girl and stay like that forever(Lauren)' my favorite question was from the Principle Prior.

"Tris can you sing both one and two of after ever after?" he asks

"Yeah of course" I reply

[Intro]

If you've ever wondered why

Disney's tales all end in lies

Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

[Ariel]

I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue

But mermaids are going missing they end up in someone's stew

So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills

You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh No)

Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)

The British are killing, oil is spilling

Now I can't see... MY EYES!

Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins

Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

Oceans are browning,

I think I'm drowning

Thanks to BP

YOU SUCK!

[Jasmine]

Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared

My husband's a mark for the War on Terror

Aladdin was taken by the CIA

We're not Taliban

You've got the wrong man

In Guantanamo Bay

Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa

Interrogation from the nation of the "free"

Bin Laden's taken the fall

We're not trained pilots at all