Op Grimm Reaper Male Reader x Highschool Dxd

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL (how many of you thought of the song)

I was sitting at home with bethany and the rest of the girls on my couch while eating some crab legs and bread, I got full after 30 crabs so I tossed the scraps in the air backwards, then Ilazily looked behind me and saw my favorite megalodon, whom I named Eminem/Marshall after he started opening and closing his mouth really fast, which mimicked a rapper. next Grayfia threw hers back and then the second strongest shark jumped up and caught it, she aptly named her Grayfina... I wonder why. Next was Bethany, she threw her trash back and it was caught by hers Brucie. This continued for several seconds while other members of the Group threw theirs back, I looked to them and the all stared at me with moody faces

Y/N: what?

All: we need more non Megalodon pets

Y/N: WHAT, MEGALODONS ARE AWESOME

All: yes but we can't really cuddle with them or pet them

Y/N: not with that attitude

Grayfia: Please Y/N, we love living with you, but we have nothing to hug when we feel homesick

Y/N: Ouch, standing right here

Bethany: So you want more than 10 women hugging you whenever they are lonely and telling you all about their problems?

Y/N: ... 

Yubelanna: Y/N?

by the time she said my name my body vanished and I was behind them holding my scythe which just cut a portal to the familiar forest

Y/N: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LET'S GO, HUSTLE

They all started laughing and walked into the rift to the Familiar Forest

(Familiar Forest) ??? POV

I was laying on my favorite mountain waiting for another foolish mortal who thinks they are strong to come and challenge me, the last one I fought was called Rizevim Lucifer, I swatted him with my claw and he started going on about how even though he was broken and bloody he would blah blah blah, I just roared and used my ability to push him a couple thousand miles away, nobody else has come to fight me in the last couple hundred years. That annoying little girl Tiamat hasn't come to pester me about leaving her home in a couple years, I wonder what happened. 

I sensed some devils from weak to strong and got bored as I did not think any of them knew about me since they aren't one of the "satans", as if they were Satans, there is only one of him and he is out of even my league, only grandfather and possibly mother could defeat him, or maybe a fully charged uncle Zaxra. I sensed one power among them that was very strong though, strongest in this universe, I also felt a familiar power among them, it was that one guy who always watches me at the meetings but whenever I go to talk to him, he just runs away... this would be a very interesting day indeed.

Y/N POV

I was walking through the familiar forest and arrived at the entrance where the familiars are kept

???: Hey there guys and girls, names Zatouji and I got the rhymes and pets to make you twirl

Y/N: Hurl would've been better

Grayfia stepped up next to me

Grayfia: Honey, don't be mean to the familiar master

Y/N: He looks like Ash Ketchum on crack, I will insult him as I deem fit

Ash: WOAH, is that the strongest queen, your beauty is obscene, and your eyes hold a marvelous gleam

Y/N: Careful crackhead, hit on her again and I'll tear out your spleen