Zero Fucks

Chapter 2

Ketsueki's Pov

Yes, I killed Rick. Deal with it. He's dead. He gone. He went bye bye. Oh, well.

Its was his fault.

On the bad side, now there was more Anbu's after me, trying to chase down my ass. And they are pretty pissed. It was probably because I took out an entire fleet of their Anbu buddies. 

At this point, my only choice was a to run and hide.

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"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuCk!" I was almost surrounded. After I killed Rick, more Anbu's came out of the trees and tried to attack me. I grabbed the sack Rick had stolen from me and darted away into the trees. And I'm now currently being chased down by these assholes.

I shot Helmet Splitter out of the pouch, it extended into its full size and hardened as I swung it to the closest Anbu. He jumped back, but missed the landing as I swung in down on his branch. He fell on the forest floor with a thud, groaning.

An Anbu threw a dart, missing my ear by a inch, he then shot an arrow, a paper bomb was connected to it. 'Perfect.' I sneered internally. It created a horrible sound, deafening my ears, creating dust and smoke around me. I shot up to the branch above me, I continued to climb up, until there was no where else to go.

I looked at the world above me, the sky was dark and the stars shimmered, I looked further ahead and spotted a red and green gate stood only about a mile away from me. 'Jackpot.' I laughed, running towards the gate. 'I'll lose those fools in their own village.'

Ditching the entrance and climbing the dirty wall, I grasped the small edges the wall provided and pushed myself over. I was in Konoha now.

I ran as fast as I could, my pulse sped crazily and my head throbbed and ached from the explosion earlier. I heard Anbu's shouting, arguing over where I went. I snickered, throwing myself on the apartment walls, my palms throbbed as I climbed upwards, my legs quivered as I put pressure on them. I grabbed a rail from someone's balcony, tossed myself over and tried to catch my breath.

"Holy shit." I panted, lying on the floor. "Holy. Shit." I outran Anbus. Like seriously, what the hell. The Anbu black Ops are supposed to be the best ninja that the village has and I outran them. I laughed quietly to myself, getting up and off the floor. I'm even better than the Anbu.

I let out a happy sigh, walking over to the door at the balcony and checking if it is open. And surprisingly, it was open.

I pushed the heavy door, quietly, making sure it didn't creak. I stepped in, closed the door and walked inside. It was quiet and dark, but I could still see the things around me. The apartment's living room was pretty plain with only one grey couch, a small table and tv in the center. The kitchen was pretty plain yet clean, too.

I huffed, what a boring person. They must live alone or something. I walked around a little more, and only saw one bathroom and one bedroom. The bedroom was empty and neat. The bed was made and everything was put in its place, other than a few books and scrolls on the floor. 'Maybe they were rushed out?'

I check the whole apartment and no one was in there. It was 3:00 am and no one was in their own house.

Fucking sweet.

"Well I guess this whole house is just for me!" I cheered, dropping the pouch and Helmet Splitter. "I need to take a big ass shower." I noted, checking my nasty ass clothes. They were filthy and clung to me, they were soaked in blood and mud. I scrunched my nose in disgust, looking around if this guy had a washing machine or something.

I shrugged, "Oh well, I'll just borrow some of this guys clothes." I looked through his cabinets and closest only finding some sweatpants, boxers and an undershirt. I shrugged again, it was good enough.

Putting my dirty clothes in the washing machine, I headed to the bathroom. Its time to take a big ass shower.

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Coming out the steamy bathroom I patted my hair dry, checking if my clothes were finished washing. Yes, that's right bitches, I patted it dry.

I put my clothes in the dryer and waited on the couch. It was 3:30 in the morning and the owner of the house still hasn't here. I huffed, getting up and checking their fridge. They had approximately nothing in there, making my eyebrow twitch and my arms shake.

"Who the hell..." I gritted my teeth irritatedly, but sighed. "I guess it is a little late to be eating." I yawned, scratching my neck. They probably won't be back for some days if they cleared out their fridge,and that would give me sometime to hide out here and sleep.

"Time to go to bed, I guess..." I staggered, turning off the living room lights. I headed into the bedroom, jumping in the neat bed. I sighed contently, the sheets were warm and soft. I pushed my face in the pillows and blankets, just that itself smelled good. My eyes became heavy, and my breathing became slow. Slowly, my eyelids closed slowly and world began to faded away.

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Sasuke had just returned from a very long mission in the Land of Tea and he was just plain tired. He had to escort the most irritating noble he ever met and had also had to work with those other idiots, which made it even worst.

As Sasuke got to his apartment door, he didn't hesitate to jam his keys in the key hole and throw the door open. He wasn't usually messy about his gear or his entrance but he was done for today. The mission got him worn out and exhausted. He pulled off his shirt and clothes and quickly changed into clean ones, dropping them aimlessly and sliding into his bed quietly. 'I could just clean it up tomorrow..." He decided, too tired to notice the stranger in his bed.

He snuggled in his blankets, tonight warmth radiated off his bed unusually... Sasuke sighed, drifting to a deep sleep.

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My writing is done on a phone. Hence the spelling and grammar mistakes.