One kinky December morning
All the members went out for breakfast but Tae and jin stayed home, but they ended up getting in a heated argument. Tae had noticed that Jin kept on bringing girls over to the house. Tae felt like Jin was cheating on jisoo. He honestly felt bad for her. He had to confront one of his best friends, Jin. Tae thought Jin had a problem so Tae had to confront him.
*Taes pov*
I was boiling in anger.
Tae: jin we have to have a talk
Jin: hold up im talking to my side chick rn
Tae: are you serious
Jin: *sarcasm* totallyyyy, you need to get some action with a girl for once.
Tae couldn't read jins sarcasm so then the heated argument began *get ready for a lot of sarcasm*
Tae: bruh I get more ass then a toilet seat
Jin: my life is an endless buffet of hoes
Tae: I've been a pimp ever since my voice got low
Jin: well you're only a 2
Tae: don't know why your self esteem is low
Jin: I could be partying with hookers and blow,but instead I'm talking to you, on the down low
Tae: can you scrape off my shoes I stepped in shit
Jin: hell no, but I give you an autograph so it's all good
Tae: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WHY CANT YOU JUST COMMITE TO A RELATIONSHIP
Jin: DUDE THOSE GIRLS WERE ALL OF RMS EXPENSIVE GIRLS I WAS JUST GREETING THEM INSIDE
Tae: WHY WERE THEY GOING IN YOUR ROOM THEN
Jin: I WAS SHOWING THEM MY TOY COLLECTION
Tae: WHY DID YOU TELL EVERYONE TO GO UPSTAIRS WHEN YOU BROUGHT A GIRL OVER THEN
Jin: I WANTED TO COOK HER A NICE MEAL BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE WAS HUNGRY AND I MADE YOU GUYS GO UPSTAIRS BECAUSE I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD WANT SOME
Tae: wait so, rm is the one having all these girls over.
Jin: yes you dumbass!
Jin: those girls were lowkey ugly af tbh
Tae: yeah you should stay in your lane with jisoo
Jin: yeah we are still dating. She just kicks me out of the house here and there but I am used to her mood swings.
Tae: you mean when she's on her period
Jin: oh yeah. That.
Tae: and I'm the dumbass
SOMETIMES BTS IS LIKE THE KOREAN, BETTER & GUCCIER VERSION OF JERSEY SHORE BISH.
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FanfictionYOU MUST BE 18+ IF NOT GTFO BISH some of them are past experiences I had. SEE YA SOON FOLKS
