Ok, so, I hate it when idiots are all like
"...Yeah, so my mom took a really long crap and, yeah..."
And you're like, "Fan-fucking-tastic. Your mom took a five hour shit and it was like shartnado. Awesome. Because I needed to know this."
And then they go off on how they were late for something because of this and all you can think is, "I am so sorry that YOUR MOTHERS TOILET SESSION PREVENTED YOU FROM GETTING HERE ON TIME. Stop taking her to Taco Bell and maybe it won't happen.
Or when they start saying random shit like, "Ohmygigglegoos! Chicken-wicken la-da-da-da ding-dong playing ping-pong!"
WTF IS A GIGGLE GOO?! IS THAT SOME KIND OF MOLESTER NAME?! OR A CREEP AS FUCK KIDS' SHOW?! LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!
And then when people start bragging about crap they clearly didn't ever do and you just want to walk up, lean into their ear, and scream, "BULLSHIT!!!!"
I'm in a very angry mood today, and this is how I decided to make everything better. And now I kinda feel like this:
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