Crenny- It's All Worth It In The End

Dinner- Craig

"It is what it is I guess." He said.My mom walked into my room. "Dinners done. Are you staying?" She asked Kenny. He nodded."Husbands eat dinner together." He answered. I blushed."What was that? Sorry I didn't hear you." My mom said."I said as long as we get to sit next to each other." He winked. "Alright." My mom giggled. She left and I rolled my eyes."Aw. I'm sorry Craig. I didn't mean to make you jealous again." He sneered"I'm not jealous of her." I frowned."Husbands tell each other the truth." Kenny smirked. "The truth is...I'm hungry." I got up and went downstairs and Kenny followed behind me."Wow. This chicken looks delicious. Not as delicious as you though." Kenny told my mom. I groaned."So, why don't you introduce yourself?" My father asked him. Kenny stood up dramatically and pretended to fix his tie. He put his fork up to his mouth like a microphone. "Hello, Tucker residence. Wow we have a good looking crowd tonight, especially that young lady sitting beside me, damn she's fine." My mom giggled again. "My name is Kenny McCormick, I am married to the sexy beast that is Craig, and my mother in law is smoking hot." He sat down."What the actual fuck Kenny?" I asked."Married?" My father asked. Kenny laughed. So did my mom. Soon everyone was laughing except me. Every one went around the table and introduced themselves. Then it came to me. "You're turn Craig." Kenny said."Seriously?" I asked. He nodded. I stood up."I'm Craig." I said and sat back down."Husbands tell the truth." Kenny said. I sighed and smiled a little as I stood back up."My name is Craig Tucker. I'm married to the crazy yet adorable Kenny, and his dad is a total douche who deserves to got to the burning pits of hell." I sat back down."Kenny! That was so rude!" My mom yelled. Ruby snorted."No it's ok he's right." Kenny laughed. That made me laugh. I covered my mouth and blushed. My laugh is so annoying. Kenny rolled his eyes."I want a divorce. You are so ugly and boring I'd rather fuck Eric than keep fucking you." Kenny stated. Everyone froze."W-What?" I asked. "You're so annoying. I wish I never started talking to you." He continued."I...s-sorry." I muttered.Kenny hugged me."Everything I just said was a lie." He whispered."But husbands tell the truth." I said."Dude, what was the first thing I said?" He asked."You want a divorce. Oh." I realized. He divorced me, so he didn't have to tell the truth."Exactly. All the things I said to you were the complete opposite of how I really feel. Pay attention Craig." He said the last part in a Mr. Mackey impression. I laughed."I don't want a divorce." I said."Me neither. All though, being a bachelor had it's perks." He winked."Wow. Husband of the year." I joked."Hey, husbands have to tell the truth." He laughed,"I want someone to look at me the way Craig looks at Kenny." Mom whined."No way. I want someone to love me as much as Craig loves Kenny." My dad argued."I forgot you guys were even here." I laughed."Well of course you did. Love can be blinding." My mom laughed. I blushed."Hey son, I'm surprised to see you still have hair You usually cover it up with that dumb hat." My dad joked."K-Kenny took it." I muttered. Kenny smiled at me."I want someone to want to fuck me as much as Kenny wants to fuck Craig." Ruby shouted. Me and Kenny blushed."Ruby! Don't say you want someone to fuck you that badly." My mom yelled."Oh my god." I groaned. Kenny tugged on my arm and we both ran upstairs."Dude I love your family." Kenny laughed."Good because they're your now too." I said."Yeah, since we're husbands." He laughed again. I nodded."Kenny, those things you said earlier, you told me that you meant the opposite. W-What would those opposite be?" I asked hesitantly. Kenny blushed."W-Well, you're really cool and I'd never fuck Eric because I want to keep fucking you. You are so not annoying and I wish we had started talking sooner because I love you." He said. "Was that all?" He asked."W-Well, you called me ugly but-" I started to say."Craig don't finish that sentence you are far from ugly. You're the best looking person I know.I wish you would just believe me." Kenny frowned."Why did you say all the opposites though?" I asked."It's easier I guess. Less awkward and I was less nervous. Which would be easier, telling someone you love them, or telling someone you hate them." He answered. I nodded. I get it now."All those things you said, were because we're 'husbands' right?" I asked."Craig, husbands always tell the truth." He smiled."How can you keep fucking me if you haven't even fucked me once?" I rolled my eyes."I'd fuck you, then keep fucking you. For now though, you're my virgin husband." He smiled."S-So, you want to f-fuck me?" I asked. Kenny winked. I punched him playfully and we both started laughing."I should go. My dad's probably pissed." Kenny laughed."I'm sorry." I said. "Don't be, you can't do anything." He muttered. We walked to his house together. We kept bumping into each other slightly. Then we got there."This isn't right Kenny." I said. "It shouldn't be though." I growled."Aw my husbands protective." He joked"I don't want you to get hurt."I cried."Hey, it's inevitable." He shrugged.I hugged him. I was crying. "You may be a fucking idiot sometimes, and you can be a fucking ass, I still like you. You're my husband." I said. He hugged back. "See you tomorrow." He smiled."Yeah. See you tomorrow." By the time I got home it was late.My mom was still up though. "I like him." she sighed."Kenny?" I asked. She nodded."I've never seen you so happy." She smiled."Yeah. He's something." I smiled."You to are cute." She laughed."M-Mom we aren't together. Just friends." I muttered."Really? Oh. Fooled me." She said. I smiled. "You really like him." She smiled.I nodded."I'm going to bed." I yawned. She nodded. That night I dreamed about Kenny's dad beating him, killing him. I woke up crying.