Sometimes Tsuna feels like he's dealing with children. Heavily armed, bloodthirsty children, that is. And with Hibari and Mukuro in his office, it goes something like this –
"Okay. Normally I wouldn't interfere, but it is my house you were destroying. So why were you two fighting this time?"
"He pushed me down the fucking stairs!"
"Hibari-san, did you push Mukuro down the fucking stairs?"
"I don't answer to you," Hibari scoffs.
Tsuna doesn't even blink. "Humour me."
"Fine. I did not push him down the fucking stairs. But I did throw a vase at his head while he just happened to be on the fucking stairs."
"Why did you throw a vase at his head while he was on the fucking stairs?"
"He annoyed me."
"You're a nasty little bird," Mukuro growls and summons his trident, but Hibari stays unimpressed.
"And what's that fork of yours supposed to do?"
"It's a trident."
"Is there a difference?"
Mukuro attacks Hibari who nonchalantly blocks the attack and tries to knock the trident out of his hands.
Tsuna smoothly ducks as a tonfa flies towards his head and goes right through his chair and out the window, shattering the bulletproof glass.
As hell breaks loose in his office, he hides under his desk. Feeling around in the soft darkness, he pulls open the secret drawer he keeps his aspirin in. (Hayato doesn't need to know how much he actually takes them.) Thinks for a moment, closes the drawer, and pulls open another one where he keeps his whiskey. (Hayato definitely doesn't need to know about that.)
Something else shatters in his office. He really hopes it's not the porcelain vase collection from the 16th century that Ninth so loved.
He understands Xanxus more and more with each passing day.
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Notes: I just wanted to post something to show people that I AM ALIVE! On an entirely different continent than I was the last time I posted anything and having an insane schedule at work, but mostly alive. So basically, everything in this thing is just random wips from my khr wip doc. I've got more of these if you like them so please comment and vote!
