I be getting bags full of rice on my porch, but my girl still roast me cuz of my sketcher shoes.
my boys be in the club getting laid, im here getting beat up by my mom, my skin be like bleus cleus.
i said "yo"to the mailman, he just kept on walking, then i noticed something, the mailman been balling.
he got a gucci belt and raybans on, apperiently the worlds most homo ass nigga competition, thats where go got the money from.
he does look gay as shit, with his mustache and his bitch ass dog, i fuck his dog once, it was great. untill my dick, he ate.
now i dont got a willy, i gotta finger myself to get off. in my butthole tho, cuz my willy was bitten off.
all i want to say is that my grandpa died yesterday of natural causes, i hated him. so i fucked his corpes taht shit was hot as fuck.
