Aries: "I hid a million dollars under the- *dies*
Taurus: "Thanks for the going away cake guys"
Gemini: "Knock knock" ("whos there?") *dies*
Cancer: Some cliché movie last words
Leo: "You should see the look on your face- *dies*
Virgo: "I wonder how many times I've ever blinked"
Libra: "Lol bye b*tches"
Scorpio: "I'M READY FOR HELL!"
Sagittarius: "Wait... am I actually dying?"
Capricorn: "Finally, man this was exhausting"
Aquarius: "I see the light... oh wait that's Hellfire"
Pisces: "Tell my chinchilla I love them!"
