chapter 1: Bite Me Asshole!

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Today is such a bad day. Like for real they need to fire Max. He never shows up for work cause he is hungover which leaves us all in a bind and now I'm going to be getting out late. That wouldn't be a problem except I promised my manager at the restaurant to pick up a shift that I'm now going to be late for.

Finally done with counting out my drawer and putting it in the safe. It was a busy day and then with Max out I had to pull double duties as clerk and barista. Now grabbing my stuff including my tummy's favorite a double chocolate chip iced coffee and I'm off to the restaurant. As I step out from behind the counter to the entrance I see a few people coming in so I hold the door. Two of them walk in with no problems but their friend is to busy looking at his phone and bumps hard into me sending my frappe all over my shirt.

Just fucking perfect." I say out loud.

"Open your fucking eyes next time. Stop being pathetic and clean yourself." He replies not really looking up at me.

"Wow, did you just fucking accuse me or this mess? Fuck you for not paying attention." I replied angrily.

He looks up and I swear it was nuts my head was spinning and I felt like I wanted to kill him for being a douche but also cuddle and watch game of thrones marathons. He paused as well. His eyes wide with shock for a moment before he hid it. "Would you care to repeat that darlin?" He asked as he stepped closer to me and narrowed his eyes surely to intimidate me. "Yes I would. I said...FUCK YOU YOU FUCKTARD OF A ASSHAT. YOU FUCKING BUMPED YOUR STUPID....I AM KING OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE ASS INTO ME NOT THE FUCKING OTHER WAY AROUND. SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SO DAMN PATHETIC AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING YOU FUCKING OVERGROWN BABOON." I stated while raising my voice and stepping towards him to show I'm not afraid if anything he should be before I go all spider monkey on his ass.

The cafe went silent. Some looked at us in utter shock as if they have never seen this happen and was waiting for my death while others look indifferent. One of the gentlemen he walked in with had a smirk on his face as if he was trying to contain his laughter. The big intimidating yet Adonis of a baboon stepped back and smiled. "Umm....feisty I love them feisty it gives me much pleasure in breaking their spirit." He says leaning on the door frame. I side step him and try to continue on my way until he grabs me and I send him a right hook that would be worthy of the greats. His head whips sideways and his grip loosens. "Never touch me ever!" I yell. He looks at me with so many emotions swirling in his eyes. "A lady really shouldn't go around punching people." His friend interjects. "Well then in that case when I see a lady I'll be sure to let her know." I replied as I was leaving out the door. "Oh, I like her." I heard the friend reply with a hearty laugh.

I run across the street to the bus stop. I can see it coming down the road and I'm relieved. At the same time I feel as if holes are being burnt in my head. I turn to see who is glaring at me and it's none other then the asshat and his friend. I smile and karate chop my hips giving a suck it motion as the bus stops near me. The friend bursts into laughter while Mr. Asshat just smirks and gives a curt nod which throws me off but I quickly recover and get on the bus. I smile and give my best Miss America wave as I get settled and the bus starts to move.

I turn around and take a deep breath as I can no longer see him. 'Wow.... he was stunning.... he was truly perfection. Well except the whole arrogant asshat attitude, but truthfully even that was giving me a sexy Daddy vibe.' I thought to myself. 'Fuck I hope I don't get in trouble at work for causing such a scene.' I panicked for a moment. Well no time to dwell on the past got to get to the next job.

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